Contents
Part One
The Dickhead Clause
Floating Turds
The Crazy American Salad
Bonga Bonga
Auto Suck
Comedy Assassin
A Class Act
At Home in the Haunted Goldfish Bowl
Part Two
The Rudest Chinese Restaurant
Valentine’s Day
Chocolate Cravings
Smother-Love
The Meat Market
The Ball
Maggots in the Meat Market
Part Three
Who Do I Have to Fuck to Get Off This Show?
The Llama Parlour
Beautiful Beginnings
Obscurity Knocks
Death – A Fate Worse Than Life
Rooster One Day – Feather Duster the Next
A Note on the Author
By the Same Author
Also Available by Kathy Lette