The Hair Fairy

I’m going bald

And it’s not fair

Where, oh where

Is the Fairy of Hair?

When I was young

And a tooth fell out

You didn’t hear me

Weep or shout

For the Tooth Fairy

Would come to my aid

When fast asleep

I’d be well paid

If I got a pound

For each fallen hair

By now I’d be

A millionaire.