Jellyfish Pie

Shuna chewed my tuna sandwich

Molly demolished my cucumber bap

Kylie slyly nibbled my bagel

Gavin unravelled my Mexican wrap

Betty bit my bacon butty

Gupta gulped my hard-boiled egg

Patsy pinched my crusty pasty

Nigella gnawed my chicken leg

Lisa licked my slice of pizza

Nicola nicked my shrimp on rye

Stephanie scoffed my stuffed panini

But nobody touched my jellyfish pie.