An Ass

Never harass an ass

An ass will never forgive

Compared to an ass, an elephant

Has a memory like a sieve.

For months, maybe years off,

When you’ve forgotten what you said

He’ll burst into your bedroom

And turf you out of bed.

He’ll bite your nose and ears off

He’ll trample on your head

As you bleed, and plead for mercy,

And you’ve forgotten what you said.

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‘Not true! Not true!’ I hear you cry,

‘The ass is the apple of our Lord’s eye.’

A sweet old donkey? Perhaps you’re right.

(But lock your bedroom door each night!)