1) Shoo them away.
2) Lend them your teddy bears to play with.
3) Have food that Grizzly Bears don’t like (e.g. Fish heads … Donkey drops … Rat toenails … Frog eyes … Pig whiskers … Baboon bellybuttons … Bat milk …). Definitely NOT Honey!
4) Have the picnic in a country where there aren’t any Grizzly Bears:
South America for instance.
(But watch out for tarantulas, crocodiles, boa constrictors, giant hamsters and child-eating goldfish!)
5) Learn a few Grizzly Bear phrases like:
‘Grrr’ | (‘Good afternoon.’) |
‘Grra Grra’ | (‘I’m sorry, but this is a private picnic.’) |
‘GURRR GURRR’ | (‘Scram, or I shall call the armed militia.’) |