I’ve Got a Cold

I’ve got a cold

And it’s not funny

My throat is numb

My nose is runny

My ears are burning

My fingers are itching

My teeth are wobbly

My eyebrows are twitching

My kneecaps have slipped

My bottom’s like jelly

The button’s come off

My silly old belly

My chin has doubled

My toes are twisted

My ankles have swollen

My elbows are blistered

My back is all spotty

My hair’s turning white

I sneeze through the day

And cough through the night

I’ve got a cold

And I’m going insane

(Apart from all that

I’m as right as rain).