My Brilliant Friend

He’s brilliant at karate

He’s brilliant at darts

He’s brilliant at acting

He gets all the best parts

He’s brilliant at swimming

He’s brilliant at skates

He’s brilliant at juggling

With real china plates

He’s brilliant at poetry

He’s brilliant at rhyme

He’s brilliant at lessons

He comes top every time

He’s Brilliant just Brilliant

With a capital B

(Although he’s only average

In comparison with me).