From a visit to the newsstand …

‘All working mums would be a size 8 [US 4] like me if they weren’t so lazy.’

‘Kate shows off her new curves but is slated for her alcohol tummy.’

‘Waist of an eight-year-old!’

‘Report: The women having surgery for the school run.’

‘Adele – every inch a star!’

‘I feel so humiliated – I look six months pregnant.’

‘You in 2015 – slimmer, happier, stronger.’

‘The insider’s guide to the best quick fixes.’

‘I’m sexier with the wobbly bits and cellulite.’