Another one for Eve to mark out of 10 on a Post-it note

I can see myself at seventeen,

we’ve relocated down to Bristol.

My new school is not my scene

and what I’ve got to do is crystal-clear to me.

So I go to the school deputy, the deputy headmaster:

‘Mr Sculthorpe, I am off to get a job, I’ve got to go.’

He smiles and says ‘Stay on a while,

at least secure a job before you go.’

But I want to go much faster

and I say, ‘No.’

He’d prefer, ‘No Sir’ but doesn’t say.

I’m seventeen and stupid and I get on my way.

But, I cannot get a job although I try and try,

I feel it’s a disaster and I cry and cry,

‘Dad, will you stop trying to console me!’

Then I decide to stuff my pride,

I’ll go to Mr Sculthorpe and I’ll see if he’ll agree to re-enrol me.

Knocking on his door, I’m sure I’ll be as welcome as a rat.

But he makes me feel I’m wanted:

I’m seventeen and stupid, he knows that.

‘We’re here to teach you.

We’re here to reach you,

even though you’re seventeen and stupid.’

But now I am no longer in that state.

Now I’m stupid and I’m fifty-eight.