Straightening a record

‘We had no exposure to uncles or aunts

my dad’s only friends were his God and his plants.’

As I read this aloud from the page of my book

on stage at the Leeds City Varieties

I felt the need to vary.

For my lines were contrary to the truth.

‘My dad’s only friends were his God and his plants

… and The Petleys,’ I added.

And I’d swear I heard a grateful sigh

from somewhere in that Yorkshire night

as I put to right that easy lie,

doing justice to that other mum and dad

so loved by my own

whom Mum and Dad, in turn, were loved by:

David and Freda Petley.

When David was courting Freda, he came to pick

her up, with his car heated up, by a brick.

And the two of them warmed my Mum and Dad through to the quick.

To the soul.

To the gearstick.