“And I shall give unto those I find worthy the Twelve Virtues of the Hag: Strength, Power, Kindness, Purity, Wisdom, Stealth, Charity, Bravery, Dependability, Faith, Honor, and Loyalty. That you may go forward as a warrior and bring light unto our world.”

—Goblin Hag, chapter six, verse five of The Warrior’s Creed