Contents

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

1. Relativistic Cheese

2. Fat Man Floating

3. Teslanoid Objects

4. The Epic Spectacle of the Human Fail

5. Undeaditude

6. Of Lobsters and Lunch Ladies

7. Shell Game

8. “We Both Know You Did That on Purpose”

9. All Things That Fall

10. Black Holes and Gray’s Anatomy

11. The Alternative Is Terrifying

12. Good-Bye Kitty

13. Walking the Planck

14. Hold That Thought

15. String Theory

16. Harp Failure

17. Freeze!

18. Edison’s Alley

19. A Club, a Pole, or a Stick

20. Laptops and Tablets and Phones, Oh My

21. Bagels and Lochs

22. No Idiot

23. Powerless

24. Ruh-Roh

25. Deep Hoodoo

26. Agent of Pane

27. Cowardly New World

28. A Dog That Didn’t Get Hit by a Truck

29. Earwax-Deep

30. The Hiss of a Thousand Snakes

31. The Gods of Power

32. Mysterious Errand

33. Quid Pro Quo

34. Somewhere in New Jersey

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