OTTER! OTTER! Otter!
Don’t lead cows to slaughter!
I love you, and I know
I should have told you soon-a
But you didn’t buy the dolphin-safe tuna!
BEAR! BEAR! Bear!
I’ve got something to say! Don’t be scared!
Bacon is bad! Beef is wrong!
Mad Cow disease stays with you for a time that’s long!
I want you to be mine, can’t you see?
That’s why I’m down, down on my knee!
It may not yet be legal,
but it’s better than eating a beagle,
so won’t you please marry me?
SHE WOULD have said that family is all a person needs
and it wouldn’t matter if they’re near or far.
All that matters is the lesson we must heed:
to know that this is us, that this is who we are.