Carnival

Black buffed leather-tongued brogues with oat-

meal socks and khaki y-fronts, pleated slacks,

pert navy and gold striped double-windsored tie

on a twill non-iron white hassle-free shirt,

stiff blazer, wool felt bowler, dead white

gloves and orange sash with silver tassels,

marching onward, left, right, elbows tight

to lambegs, banners, fifes, rows of waving

wives, marching onward, in formation, marching

on a Judas nation by the Queen’s highway,

the town’s High Street, roundabouts where forked

roads meet and never yield, marching to the field

of battle, field of peace, field patrolled by plain-

clothed police; field of Jesus, field of hope, field

of Bush and fuck the Pope; marching onward into

heaven to scourge its halls of unwashed brethren;

then a blue bus home, content with your labours,

to watch Countdown and your favourite, Neighbours.