Scapegoat

After a botched job

on Cliftonville Road,

someone over-itchy on the trigger,

McCandless, his first job as driver, with a bloke

from another cell he doesn’t know,

his anorak still spattered

with blood-smatter and boke,

is to hide on Scrabo Hill in a green

two-man tent that’s light as a kite

with a bin bag of corned beef and baked beans—

be thankful for it ye gob-

shite—

until they figure

how to handle the matter.

Ah wis havin a cracker wee dream

lass night—there wis this wet thing

in mah ear. Then ah woke an seen

it wis a rat. At least a mouse.

Jesus, ah’m so cold ah’ll go blind.

An ah swear ah’m gettin thin.

An if ah see one more fuckin tin

a cold baked bloody beans.

Could they nat ave bought Heinz?

Could they nat jus hide us in a house

in Ballybeen?

Christ, at this rate, if we wait

any longer it’ll be nineteen

hundred and eighty-fuckin-eight.

McCandless adjusts to the night.

He stalks and creeps among high ferns

and purple loosestrife, cuts his shins on gorse,

munches on what he hopes is watercress

and clover, looking down at the town’s

red, yellow, blue, white lights and slow cars.

In the sandstone quarry a black-winged

bird glides in circles under the cigar-

ring glows of stars. He etches UFF

on soft rock and risks sounding out

the echo of the quarry, startled

then dejected by the gulf of darkness

made more empty as the hill calls back to him:

FUCK OFF … FUCK OFF … OFF … OFF … FF … F …

Beneath the hill’s turreted tower,

imperial man’s fantastical cock,

McCandless looks over lego-

sized bungalows,

demesnes and estates

curved around

the tongue-tip of the lough,

the hard men of the town

burning late

in a rapture

of fear, visions of damnation,

internationalisation,

negro cocks,

rods, gag balls, Margaret Thatcher.

Jesus, ye don’t talk much

do ye? We’ve been here how

long? Must be like forty

days an forty

fuckin nights by now

an next ta nuthin from ye—such

a big Mr Mystery.

Gie us yer share a tha corned dog

would ye? Skinny beardy

bastard. No fuckin odds

ah suppose. Yer too tight.

Christ, ah’m so hungry

ah could ate tha lamb ah god!

Jesus Christ could ye at least gimme a light?

McCandless scrunches a loose-stone path

under the new moon, scurries over spurge

on the bank, down into a barley field

sloping to meet the houses of an estate.

He peers through back windows at new kitchens.

A mousey-haired woman scrapes half-full plates

of potatoes into the bin and sighs

out at what must be her own reflection.

Looking for cracks in the curtains of bedrooms

he hits the jackpot: a young brunette yawns, 

arches her back, unbuttons her blouse. He gawks

at the down of her armpits as she bunches

her hair and vanishes. The leash

of her bra strap. The coarse wet barley stalks.

On moonslicked fairways of the golf course

McCandless finds mushrooms. On all fours

he eats like a goat. Soon he’s in a bunker

looking at stars. He sees myxomatized

rabbits staring hollow-eyed at nothing.

A Capri screeches across the putting green

with smashed bonnet, bullet holes in the windscreen.

A giant woman with the head of a frog,

the body of Linda Lusardi, peels off flesh-

coloured knickers, croaks in a broad brogue:

Now, you know you want to. He pounces

on a stray black dog in a quarry lane.

He holds it aloft, blood spilling

over him, yelling Who the fuck are ye?

Jesus, they’re gonna kill me.

No doubt.

Gonna take me out.

Bury me under a tree

in Killynether.

But wha’s bin tha point

ah makin us hang about?

Waitin fer never.

Ah could go an smoke whapper joints

in Florida an sell second hand

motors. Jesus, wid ye listen tah me?

Ah could go tah fuckin Scotland!

Christ, ah don’t know.

Where you gonna go?

Come back to the tent at dawn

McCandless is unsurprised to find

himself alone, with no trace that someone

else has been there at all. All skin and bones

he lies down as mizzling rain fattens

to a downpour, thudding the tent walls,

his breath a brume in the fetid tent air.

With nothing to hit out at there’s nothing

there. Surprised that he feels

his skull’s been flipped open and he’s been

filled to the brim with ashes

he touches his face, all matted beard,

grime, grease and pus, staring into

hollow green darkness. Ack, Jesus!

When they quietly climb the hill

with a gun and two shovels

they find nothing but a pile of barley seeds

on the tent floor. Spread out and look

one says. Another asks, what for?

If he’s smart he’s in Scotland.

But they hunt the hill’s circle

until they go round the bend

convinced a furtive pair of eyes

looks out from every sycamore,

copse and covert, every clump of tall ferns.

They stop at the edge of Killynether.

On the coarse bark of an ash tree

is etched: No Surrender