CHAPTER 8

THE FUTURE

You did it! By some miracle (this book, you’re welcome), you turned a date into dating into a relationship. The only thing left to deal with is… the future. No, we don’t mean hoverboards… we mean family holidays, moving in together, and… marriage. (If you just threw up on the book, clean it off before reading on.) Gather whatever strength you have left and get ready to stumble toward the future… which may or may not include hoverboards.

Friends/Family

84. Be nice to their friends. Even if you don’t like them.

Guy: Your friends are so annoying.

Girl: You don’t think I know that? Just hang in there and it’ll be over soon.

Guy: OK. But just so you know, you never have to talk to my friends.

Girl: Oh, I would never talk to your friends.