CONTENTS

1.     TV OR NOT TV … THAT IS THE QUESTION

2.     HOW TO BE INSULTED AND NOT BE HURT BY IT

3.     HOORAY FOR YOU KNOW WHAT

4.     TRAVELING: GETTING AWAY FROM YOU KNOW WHERE

5.     RETURN TO LA LA LAND

6.     NO PENISES AT THE TABLE

7.     HITLER’S BATHROOM

8.     DAMNED YANKEES?

9.     ROMAN (WORKING) HOLIDAY

10.   THE BLUE GROTTO

11.   SKETCHES

12.   DIECI MINUTI

13.   THE HOOD

14.   THE LAST WORD

15.   THE “CLEVELAND RESPONSE”

16.   LETTING GO

17.   WAKE UP, MR. PRESIDENT

18.   YES, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS

19.   SOOTHING THE SAVAGE BREAST

20.   DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY

21.   TEACHERS

22.   SEX, LOVE, AND MONEY

23.   THE GRAND (OR NOT SO GRAND) TOUR

24.   RENAISSANCE

25.   SEPARATION AGREEMENT