Contents

WELCOME

DEDICATION

CHAPTER 1: LIGHTS, CAMERA… ADVICE!

CHAPTER 2: TRUE LOVE IS BLIND (OR GETTING THAT WAY)

CHAPTER 3: FEEL THE BURN

CHAPTER 4: A DATE WITH DOCTOR EVIL

CHAPTER 5: GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN (PREFERABLY AT THE DRAKE)

CHAPTER 6: PARTY FOUL FALLOUT

CHAPTER 7: H IS FOR HOMESCHOOL

CHAPTER 8: THEEN AND NOT HEARD

CHAPTER 9: A JURY OF HER PEERS

CHAPTER 10: THE WRITING’S ON THE STALL

CHAPTER 11: THE DOCTOR IS IN

CHAPTER 12: TOGETHER AGAIN, FOR A LIMITED TIME…

CHAPTER 13: SAVING KACEY SIMON

CHAPTER 14: BEGGARS CAN’T BE DRAMA QUEENS

CHAPTER 15: WHO’S YOUR SUGAR DADDY?

CHAPTER 16: YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF LINCOLN PARK….

CHAPTER 17: THREE’S COMPANY, SIX IS A CROWD

CHAPTER 18: CULTURE CLUB

CHAPTER 19: MOMENT OF TRUTH

CHAPTER 20: IT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID, IT’S THE WAY YOU SAID IT

CHAPTER 21: REUNITED, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

CHAPTER 22: JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE

CHAPTER 23: ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP

CHAPTER 24: CHEAT SHEET

CHAPTER 25: SAME AS IT EVER WAS

CHAPTER 26: NOW THAT’S COLD

CHAPTER 27: OPENING (AND CLOSING) NIGHT

CHAPTER 28: WILL THE REAL KACEY SIMON PLEASE STAND UP?

CHAPTER 29: I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING

CHAPTER 30: IN THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY

CHAPTER 31: GREENE WITH HONESTY

CHAPTER 32: DESPERATE MEASURES

CHAPTER 33: THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH LIVE TELEVISION

CHAPTER 34: I’M (NOT) WITH THE BAND

CHAPTER 35: ENCORE

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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