AND WHAT IS A WOBBIT?

Wobbits are little people, smaller than Little People. They love peace and quiet and food, especially food—meats, poultry, fish, carbs, dairy, and, of course, meats. Berries too. Botanically speaking, a berry is any simple, fleshy fruit produced from a single ovary. It may surprise you to learn that many fruits we don’t commonly think of as berries—bananas, avocados, tomatoes, and even pumpkins and watermelons—are actually true berries. Oranges, kumquats, lemons, and other juicy fruits one might peel fall under the category of modified berries. Even more surprising, though, is that some of our most cherished, everyday berries are not berries at all. Blackberries and raspberries are properly classified as aggregate fruits (they contain seeds from different ovaries of a single flower), while mulberries are multiple fruits (easy enough to remember) because they incorporate multiple flowers packed closely together. Even the beloved strawberry is not an actual berry—it is an accessory fruit, so called because the part you eat is not generated by the ovary. Meanwhile, in the category of just-because-they’re-funny names, apples and pears are called pomes, and olives, plums, peaches, cherries, and anything else with a pit around the seed are called drupes.

Great. And What Is a Wobbit?

I don’t know, why don’t you read the stupid book you just bought? Idiot.