cab•i•net (kab′-Ən-it), n. used in reference to an event taking place within a vehicle employed for ferrying passengers. “When we were in New York, we got in a cabinet stunk!”
ca•chet (ka-shā′), n. and pron. currency in relation to a group of people. “He spent every cent of the cachet gave him before he got kicked out of that casino.”
BUTTER
CAJOLE
ca•dav•er (ked-av′-Ər), v. and adj. pertaining to the possibility of gaining possession of something belonging to a female. “The coroner had to get back to the morgue, but she said I cadaver fries.”
Cae•sar (sēz′-Ər), v. and n. to visually perceive a female. “He has a seizure every time he Caesar.”
ca•jole (ke-j
l′), v. and n. a request for action from a group. “I don’t like being the center of attention, so cajole stop staring at me?”
Ca•jun (kāj′-Ən), n. and conj. an enclosed space used to confine a being, especially as connected with an action. “They just threw that bear in a Cajun left him there.”
Cal•cut•ta (kal-ket′-Ə), n. and v. (usu. vulgar) the release of intestinal gas by a person named Calvin. “Well, far as I can tell, Calcutta fart and then somebody struck a match.”
Can•a•da (kan′-Ə-de), n. and prep. a metal container with specific contents. “Do me a big favor, bud, and hand me a Canada bug spray.”
can•cel (kant′-sel), v. the inability to exchange property for money. “If you cancel that hunk of crap, I’ll take it off your hands.”
can•cer (kan′-ser), v. and n. to formally acknowledge one’s abilities. “He asked if I could be there by eight o’clock and I said, ‘Yes, I cancer.’”
can•dy (kand′-ē), v. and n. negative verb for a male unable to act. “Why candy just ask you one simple question?”
can•nel•lo•ni (kan-Əl-ō′-nē), n. and v. the limit to a metal container’s capacity. “That cannelloni hold about two cups of water.”
CANADA
CANTALOUPE
can•ni•bal (kan′-Ə-b
l), v. and n. interrogative concerning the abilities of an uncastrated male bovine. “I’ve always wondered, cannibal mate with more than one cow in a day?”
can•o•py (kan-Ə-pē′), n. a metal vessel used for the containment of urine. “The dude never stops for bathroom breaks. That’s why there’s a canopy in his truck.”
can•ta•loupe (kant′-Ə-lō), v. the expressed inability to marry in secret. “My daddy wants a traditional marriage, honey, so I cantaloupe.”
can•ter (kan′-ter), v. and adj. negative interrogative concerning the abilities of someone connected to a female. “Canter sister watch the baby?”
can•ti•le•ver (kant′-Ə-lēv;-Ər), v. and n. to inquire about the possibilities for ending a relationship. “The preacher said till death do us part, but cantilever if she fools around on me?”
can•ti•na (kan-tē′-neh), v. and n. interrogative concerning the actions or abilities of a person who uses a nickname for Christine. “Hey, cantina bring us a couple of cold beers?”
ca•pa•ble (kāp′-Ə-bl), n., adj., and n. a garment that ties at the neck and hangs across the back and its association with an uncastrated male bovine. “Soon as he sees a red capable will attack.”
cap•i•tal (kap′-Ət-il), n. and v. regarding an action concerning the future of any covering used to close off a receptacle. “Careful with that bottle—if you don’t put on that capital spill.”
car•cass (kär′-kes), n. and conj. the reason for an action or event related to a motor vehicle. “My daddy won’t let me drive his carcass I’ve hit too many deer.”
car•di•gan (kärd-Ə-gin), n. and adv. repeated action upon or using a small, rectangular piece of cardboard adorned with rank and suit. “Something’s fishy with this deck, ’cause you just played the same cardigan.”
CARDIGAN
CARGO
car•go (kär′-gō), n. and v. an automobile moving on a certain course, usually forward. “Can’t you make this cargo any faster?”
cash•ew (ka′-shü), v. and n. to exchange chips for hard currency. “I wanted to keep gambling, but the manager said, ‘I think we’d better cashew in.’”
cash•ier (kash′-ir), n. any medium for fiscal exchange, in a specific place. “I tried to pay by check, but the lady behind the register told me they only take cashier.”
ca•si•no (kes-ē′-nō), conj. and v. a phrase concerning a gentleman with particular knowledge. “When I go to Vegas, I go with my buddy Roy, casino more about gamblin’ than I do.”
cas•trate (kast′-rāt), n. a hardened plaster mold used for immobilizing a broken limb so that the bone will not heal crookedly. “They’re gonna have to rebreak my arm ’cause they said the doctor didn’t get the castrate the first time.”
CAT scan (kats′-kan), n. and v. pertaining to the abilities of members of the feline family. “No way my dogs are getting on this here couch, but my CAT scan.”
cat•e•go•ry (kat′-Ə-gr-ē), n. and adj. a domesticated feline bleeding profusely from excessive trauma. “That guy hit Fluffy goin’ fifty miles an hour and left that category mess.”
cat•tle (kat′-Əl), n. and v. a feline creature and its future actions. “Be careful, that old cattle scratch your eyes out if you get anywhere near her.”
cau•li•flow•er (kl′-Ə-fla-Ər), v. and n. to verbally describe the reproductive organs of an angiospermous plant. “You can’t cauliflower anything but beautiful.”
cau•ter•ize (kt′-Ər-īz), v. and n. to visually engage a female person’s ocular organs. “It was love at first sight the second I cauterize.”
CAT SCAN
cel•lar (sel′-Ər), v. and adj. to trade a thing in a female’s possession for currency. “My sister is so broke she had to cellar entire collection of fine wines.”
cel•lu•lite (sel′-yü-līt), v. and adj. to make a mercantile exchange wherein a food or beverage product of reduced caloric content is traded for currency. “We’re outta regular Bud, but I could cellulite beer.”
cen•sure (sent′-sher), conj. and v. pertaining to an ongoing condition of the person addressed. “I’ll have another drink, censure payin’.”
cen•ter (sent′-Ər), v. and n. to urge, instruct, or propel a female into action. “Soon as she started in with her naggin’ I center packing.”
cen•ti•me•ter (sent′-Ə-mē-ter) v. and n. to be ordered or instructed to await the arrival of a female person. “My gramma’s coming in on the train, and I been centimeter.”
CERTIFY
cer•ti•fy (ser′-tef-ī), n. and conj. a phrase applying a condition or assumption to the use of a formal term for a male person. “I wouldn’t’ve called her certify had known it was a woman.”
chap•ter (chapt′-Ər), v. and adj. to have received epidermal roughening. “That wind chapter lips up pretty good.”
char•i•ty (char′-Ə-tē), n. and pron. a restrictive clause relating to a male person’s actions concerning a piece of furniture providing an individual seat. “That fat boy breaks every charity sits in.”
chauf•feur (shō′-fer), n. and prep. a reference to a performance. “There’s nekkid girls inside, boys, and I can get you into the chauffeur just two dollars!”
chick•en (chik′-in), n. and conj. a connection between a female person and something else. “I went to the movies with that chicken Maynard … next thing I know, we was makin’ out.”
CHAPTER
CITY
cin•em•a (sin′-Əm-Ə), v. and n. to cause a thing to be delivered to a male. “I was so mad at the producer of that movie, I cinema letter givin’ him a piece of my mind.”
cir•cus (ser′-kes), n. and conj. a formally addressed justification of actions, as spoken to male person. “I can’t refund your money circus I don’t work here.”
city (sit′-ē), v. and n. the act of reclining onto the buttocks, as connected with a male’s subsequent response or action. “On account of his hemorrhoids, every time he tries to city screams.”
clar•i•fy (kler′-Əf-ī), adj. and conj. the dependence of the lucidity of a thing or concept on another condition or action. “I’m not clarify should stay or go.”
clas•si•fied (klas′-Əf-īd), n. and conj. pertaining to regret over a course at school. “I’d have gone to classified been smarter.”
cli•mate (klīm′-Ət), v. and n. to ascend a thing. “Soon as I set my eyes on a mountain, I’m not satisfied till I climate.”
clos•er (klōz′-Ər), v. and adj. to discontinue or shut something of a female’s. “Please tell her to closer mouth when she eats.”
Cof•fee (kf′-ē), v. and n. to explosively expel air from the lungs, as performed by a male. “My granddad’s got a cold, and every time he tries to coffee wets his pants.”
colt (kōlt′), adj. having an unpleasantly low temperature. “I’ll say it’s colt out here, man…. When I got back to the barn, my dang horse was frozen solid!”
col•umn (käl′-Əm), v. and n. an imperative regarding electronic communication with a specific male. “Daddy likes you best, dude, so you column.”
COLUMN
co•ma (kōm′-Ə), v. to groom hair using a multi-toothed tool. “When you’re a barber you have to coma lot of ugly heads.”
com•fort (kem′-fert), v. and adv. to move toward, with the aim of procurement. “That fellah that left his dog here … I hope he’ll comfort soon.”
com•i•cal (kä′-mik-Əl), n. and v. a person whose profession is causing amusement and his or her future actions. “That comical make you laugh your head off.”
con•ceal (ken-sēl′), v. to be able to cover tightly. “If you conceal up that window, a lot less bugs’ll get in.”
con•ceit (ken-sēt′), v. to be able to accommodate resting places for buttocks. “Our high school football stadium conceit fifty thousand.”
CONDOM
con•dom (känd′-Əm), v. and n. having purposefully swindled a gullible male for personal gain. “She condom into thinkin’ she was on the pill.”
con•sid•er (ken-sid′-Ər), v. and n. to be capable of placing a female in the position of resting on her buttocks. “Sure Ma’s senile, but I consider down in the park for hours while I go to the casino.”
con•spire (ken-spīr′), v. aux. and v. to perceive a female through the ocular organs. “With them stupid hats she wears, I conspire comin’ a couple of blocks away.”
con•stab•u•lary (kän-stab′-ū-lar-ē), n. and v. the capability of a convicted criminal to use a sharpened object to wound the flesh of a person named Lawrence. “You can’t work at the prison if you keep letting some constabulary.”
con•trol (ken-trōl′), v. to be able, while moving slowly, to display a lure for the purpose of capture. “You control in this lake for a week, and you still ain’t gonna catch a fish.”
CONSPIRE
COUNTY
con•vey•or (ken-va′-Ər), v. and adj. to transmit a nonpresent female’s communications. “My wife couldn’t be here, but she wanted me to conveyor sympathies.”
cop•per (käp′-Ər), n. and conj. a choice between a law enforcement officer and someone else. “Any sixth grader with a full beard is either a copper a narc.”
copy (käp′-ē), n. and pron. regarding an action by a male person concerning a law enforcement officer. “I hope we don’t run into the copy shot at.”
coun•ter•feit (kant′-Ər-fit), n. and v. a flat surface used for storage, the transaction of business, or dining, and its dimensions with respect to those of a specific place. “We shoulda measured the kitchen first, ’cuz no amount of money’ll make this counterfeit in there.”
coun•ty (kant′-ē), v. and n. to combine integers, as done by a male person. “To county has to take off his shoes, if you want him to get past ten.”
cou•ple (kep′-Əl), n. and v. an eight-ounce container for measuring liquids and its future state. “If you wanna party with pure grain, one couple do the trick.”
cous•in (kez′-Ən), conj. for a reason, specifically relating to a particular place. “You can’t sleep with your relatives, cousin the big city that’s a crime.”
cra•ter (krā′-ter), n. the Supreme Being, responsible for bringing forth all things known and unknown. “Come Judgment Day, all you sinners are gonna have to answer to the crater!”
crotch•ety (krä′-chet-ē), n. and pron. a phrase connecting a male to a place where two things join, as in where the legs meet on the human body. “I wouldn’t be so cranky if it wasn’t my crotchety hit with a bat.”
Cu•ba (kyü′-be), n. and prep. a three-dimensional square-sided object with relation to the substance that composes it. “Want me to put a Cuba ice in your drink?”
CROTCHETY
CUTTER
cus•tom (kest′-Əm), v. and n. to have voiced vulgar language at a person or persons. “When them Jehovah’s Witnesses came to our house, Granddaddy done custom out.”
cut•ter (ket′-Ər), v. and adj. to use a sharp instrument to separate one thing from another, as performed by a female. “If Sheila don’t cutter toenails soon, I’m filin’ for a divorce.”
