ear (ir′), v. to receive and cognitively process sound. “Huh? I couldn’t ear a single word you said.”
east•ern (ēs′-tern), n. and v. indicating a change in a male. “He was a cute baby, but eastern into a real monster.”
EASTERN
easy•go•ing (ē-zē-gō′-ing), v. and n. interrogative regarding the future movements or trajectory of a male. “Easygoing to relax or not?”
ego (ē′-gō), n. and v. a male moving from one location to another. “He’s a good man, Daddy … ego to church every Sunday.”
Egypt (ē′-jipt), n. and v. to have been cheated or swindled by a male. “Aw, man, Egypt me!”
eighty (ā′-tē), v. and n. a male, after mastication. “Right after the old guy eighty blew chunks in my car.”
Ei•sen•how•er (ī′-zen-ha
-Ər), n. and v. a personal declaration concerning an action or condition lasting for one twenty-fourth of the earth’s revolution on its axis. “Last time Mamie spent the night, Eisenhower late for work.”
el•der (el′-der), v. and n. to embrace or restrain a female. “After the old lady mugged us, Junior elder down till the cops arrived.”
el•e•gance (el′-i-gens), adj. and prep. a group either in opposition or in close physical proximity. “They’re elegance her just ’cuz she’s different.”
el•e•ment (el′-Ə-ment), n. and v. a clause clarifying or summing up a past statement or action of the speaker’s. “Sorry you thought I’d pay you back today— element was I’d pay you back someday.”
elite (íl-ēt′), n. and v. a phrase predicting ingestion by a male. “Give it to Jake … elite anything.”
elix•ir (i-liks′-Ər), n. and v. the act, by a male mammal, of lapping any specific female with his tongue. “My dog wakes my daughter up every mornin’. He jumps on the bed and elixir face.”
ELIXIR
EMIGRATE
em•bark (im-bärk′), n. and v. referring to the production of the short, sharp cry characteristic of the male of the species Canis familiaris. “That dog’s so well behaved you can’t make embark.”
em•bit•ter (im-bi′-ter), n. and adj. when a male feels resentful, angry, vengeful, and soured. “His divorce just left embitter.”
em•i•grate (em-Ə-grāt′), n. and adj. an egotistical inquiry. “I nailed us some pretty good seats here, dude. Emigrate or what?”
emis•sion (Ə-mi′-shen), n. an assignment, strongly felt ambition, or calling. “The way she’s drivin’ that car, she’s on emission to fail the smog test.”
emo•tions (i-mō′-shens), n. and v. to indicate something with gestures, as performed by a male. “Every time he makes a big play, emotions to the crowd to make more noise.”
en•close (in-klōz′), n. attired in garments. “She looks good enclose, but she looks better out of them.”
en•coun•ter (in-ka=n′-ter), v. to respond to one offer with another. “Find out what he’s askin’ for it encounter with a lower offer.”
en•dive (en-dīv′), conj. and v. to leap or plunge, especially in a headlong manner. “Just walk to the edge of the board endive off.”
en•e•ma (en′-Ə-me), n. and v. declaring one’s state of being or whereabouts. “Dang it all! My car broke down, enema good ten miles from a gas station.”
en•roll (in-rpl′), conj. and v. to move by revolving or turning over repeatedly. “I told you, Lloyd, if you catch on fire you’re supposed to stop, drop, enroll.”
ENROLL
ERODE
eras•es (i-rā;′-sez), n. and v. competing in a contest involving speed, especially by any person named Dale Jr. “Dale Jr. is the man. Erases anybody, anywhere.”
erec•tor (i-rekt′-Ər), n. and v. to have destroyed or rendered useless; as done by a male. “Tom’s wife is mad at him ’cause erector new car.”
er•go (er′-gō), n. and v. a female moving off on a specific course. “I want to take my girlfriend camping, but I don’t think her dad’s gonna let ergo.”
erode (i-rōd′), n. and v. a male person on a thing that moved him around physically. “Old man Wilkins is losing it, dude. Erode that dang pig all the way to town.”
es•ca•la•tor (esk′-Ə-lā-ter), v. to make a planned or scheduled inquiry. “I got a question, but I’m kinda busy right now, so could I escalator?”
es•cape (is-kāp′), n. a long, hanging garment worn on a man’s back. “I wouldn’t have known he was a superhero, but escape gave him away.”
es•crow (es′-krō), v. to suggest the instigation of the natural process wherein a seedling advances in size. “Escrow some tomatoes this summer.”
es•tate (is-stāt′), adj. and n. a male person’s psychological status or condition. “I wouldn’t trust him in estate of mind.”
eu•pho•ria (yü-f
r′-ē-Ə), n. form of address for a group consisting of a number of persons between three and five. “Hey! Euphoria ain’t going nowhere till you clean up that mess!”
Eu•phra•tes (y-frā t′-ēz), n. and adj. to be in fear of bodily harm from a male. “What’s the matter, Timmy? Euphrates gonna hit ya?”
ESTATE
EXHALED
Eu•rope (yr′-Əp), n. and adv. a phrase depicting the person being spoken to as in a high or precarious position. “I’d say Europe a creek without a paddle.”
eu•tha•na•sia (yü-then-ā′-zhe), n. and prep. the teenage generation of the world’s most populous continent. “If the Chinese rulers get too oppressive, the euthanasia will rise up.”
events (i-vents′), n. and v. a male passionately expressing a strongly felt emotion or opinion. “He gets mad, events, then he calms down.”
ev•i•dence (e′-ve-dens), v. and adj. being in possession of something compactly heavy; or being contractually connected to a person of low intelligence. “We coulda got off if we didn’t evidence lawyer.”
ex•haled (eks-hāld′), n. and v. a former spouse having kept a thing or person in a sustained position, either literally or figuratively. “My exhaled my kids over my head for more alimony.”
ex•pend (eks-spend′), n. and v. one’s former spouse on a buying spree. “Dang! You should see my expend money.”
ex•tinct (ek-stinkt′), n. and v. the olfactory unpleasantness of one’s former spouse. “My new wife smells okay, but my extinct real bad.”
eye•lash (ī-lash′), n. and v. acting with aggression toward another. “I feel bad when eyelash out at my wife.”
eye•sore (ī-sr′), n. and v. a first-person declaration of a visual perception. “Back off, man, eyesore first!”
