fac•to•ry (fakt′-Ər-ē), n. and conj. a truth or actuality considered as a precondition of a male person’s actions. “He knew it was a factory wouldn’t’ve said it.”
EXTINCT
FANTASY
fad•ed (fād′-Əd), n. and v. one’s declaration of personal contempt. “Faded that dude in the acid-wash jeans since I first met him.”
fair•ways (fer′-wāz), conj. and n. an opined conjecture concerning possible outcomes. “Fairways to get in trouble, Tommy and the boys’ll find them.”
fairy (fer′-ē), adj. and n. a description for a male person of light complexion and pigmentation. “Jim’s so fairy gets sunburned as soon as he goes outside.”
fan•ta•sy (fan′-te-sē), n. and v. future tense for an enthusiastic supporter perceiving visually. “For that fantasy the game, you’re gonna have to take your hat off.”
fart (färt), adv. and n. a great distance, in relation to a thing. “My old dog will still chase a stick, but it depends how fart goes.”
fat (fat′), conj. and pron. to identify, with condition or supposition. “Fat ain’t John Goodman, it must be his twin.”
fa•vor•ite (fā′-ver-it), v. and n. to give preferential treatment to a thing. “My uncle hurt his knee in the war and now he tends to favorite when he walks.”
fea•si•ble (fēz′-Ə-b
l), conj. and n. the conditional identification of an uncastrated male bovine. “Feasible, then I’m a cow.”
fe•ces (fē′-sēz), conj. and v. a conditional expression involving concern about being witnessed or discovered, often involving an illicit activity. “Feces us together, the you-know-what is gonna hit the fan.”
feed (fēd′), conj. and n. the conditional desire for a male to act. “I’d kick his butt, feed just step outside.”
FEEL
feel (fēl′), conj. and n. the conditional future action of a male person or animal. “Will you ask this kind gentleman feel take his hands off my throat before I die?”
fe•line (fē′-līn), conj. and v. a phrase implying action conditional on the untruthfulness of a male person. “Feline to me, I’ll scratch his eyes out.”
fe•males (fē′-mālz), conj. and v. a phrase implying action conditional on a male person putting a package or missive into the postal system, with the purpose of its delivery to an indicated address. “Females it today, we should have it by Friday.”
Fer•ris wheel (fer′-Əs-wēl′), adj., n., and v. equitable treatment or judgment, as applied to a group. “The pitcher’s daddy is the umpire, so I reckon that last call is as Ferris wheel get.”
fer•tile (fer′-til), n. and conj. the dense, hairy coat of an animal, up to a certain point in time. “That dog done scratched his fertile it bled.”
FERRIS WHEEL
fe•tus (fēt′-Əs), v. and n. to provide for group mastication. “I wonder what they’re gonna fetus for lunch.”
feud (fyüd′), conj. and v. involving any supposition concerning the action of another person. “I woulda never shot at you, feud never shot at me.”
fi•as•co (fē-as′-gō), conj., n., and v. regarding an outcome conditional on the deterioration of the buttocks. “She looks okay now, but fiasco, we’re through.”
fid•dle (fid′-Əl), conj. and v. regarding speculation on the result of an action about to be undertaken. “I wonder fiddle get me all the way to the moon?”
fil•i•greed (fil-Ə-grēd′), n. and v. consent and acceptance by a person named Phillip. “I said we should kick him out of the club, and filigreed.”
FIDDLE
FIRED
fire (fi′-Ər), conj. and v. an empathetic supposition involving placing oneself in another’s position. “Fire you, I’d look for a new place to live.”
fired (fī′-Ərd), conj. and v. interrogative about the correct aural perception of a meaning. “Fired you right, you want me to give you my wallet?”
fire•side (fir′-sīd), conj. and n. a phrase used to introduce the conditional action of a group in opposition to or competition with another. “If your side wins, we wash your cars; fireside wins, you wash ours.”
fis•sion (fi′-shin), n. the act of capturing coldblooded, aquatic craniate vertebrates. “Ever since they put up that nuclear power plant, the fission been terrible.”
fis•sure (fish′-Ər), n. and v. regarding the actions of an aquatic creature. “Ever since the earthquake, the fissure really bitin’.”
fist (fist′), conj. and v. the possible meaning of a state of being or of an action. “Fist a first offense I’ll let you go, but fist the second one, and fist for fightin’, your butts are going to jail.”
fit•ness (fit′-nes), v. and n. to be able to wear a snug garment. “And you didn’t think I could fitness bathin’ suit after three kids!”
fix•ture (fiks′-chr), v. to have repaired the property of another. “It seems like you would be nicer to me since I just fixture car.”
fiz•zy (fiz′-ē), prep., adj., and n. concerning a male person and something belonging to him or intended to involve him. “At my wedding my best man wore a tux, but fizzy wore his work clothes.”
fleet (flēt′), conj. and v. a phrase regarding the conditional future mastication of a male. “We don’t have enough food, so don’t ask him fleet with us.”
FITNESS
Flor•i•da (fl
r′-Ə-de), n. and prep. a room’s lower plane, upon which everything else rests, or a place where elected officials assemble for the purpose of passing laws, with reference to the larger entity. “In three years, no new bills got passed on the Florida senate.”
flu•id (flü′-Əd), n. and v. the predicted effect of a viral sickness that causes fever, chills, sneezing, and a cough. “My gramma’s so dehydrated, if she caught the fluid kill her.”
fluo•res•cent (flr-Əs′-sint), n. and v. a negative declaration about the lowermost horizontal surface of a structure. “You’d better mop it again, son. That fluorescent clean yet.”
fluo•ride (flr′-īd), n. and v. a hypothetical personal action concerning the lowest horizontal plane of a room. “If that was my fluoride mop it.”
fly•er (flī′-Ər), n. a blossoming reproductive shoot of a sporophytic organism. “Let’s swing by the cemetery so I can lay a flyer on Grandma’s grave.”
FONDUE
fon•due (fän-dü′), conj. and v. involving uncertainty about a future action. “I packed my own chute. I don’t know fondue somethin’ like that again.”
fore•close (fr-klōz′), prep. and n. pertaining to a wardrobe acquisition. “Marla said she needed money foreclose. What the hell’s wrong with the dress she’s got?”
for•eign (fr′-Ən), n. and prep. anything done in an uninterrupted quadruplicate pattern. “Them Montreal Canadiens are a good hockey team. They’ve won foreign a row.”
for•eign•er (fr′-in-Ər), n. and prep. an interior measurement of more than three but fewer than five persons or objects. “Our town tried for the record for the most people in a telephone booth, but we could only get foreigner.”
FOREIGNER
FORTIFY
fore•skin (frs′-kin), n. and v. the possibilities available to an unseen but powerful strength or energy. “If you come to my side, Luke Skywalker, then the foreskin be with you.”
for•ti•fy (fort′-Əf-ī), n. and conj. concerning possible action toward an enclosed structure used for protection. “I wouldn’t attack that fortify was you.”
for•tu•itous (fr-tü′-Ət-Əs), prep. and n. a declaration that a thing is intended for only a pair. “Luckily, that sofa ain’t so good for three people, but fortuitous.”
for•tunes (fr′-chens), adj. and n. the quadripartite region formed by the lower jaw of a particularly fleshy face. “When Bill was just fat, he had two chins. But now that he’s obese, he’s got fortunes.”
fo•rum (fr′-Əm), prep. and n. concerning alliance with others. “The thing about NASCAR drivers is there’s no gray area. You’re either forum or against ’em.”
FORTUNES
France (frants′), prep. and n. with regard to insects in the family Formicidae. “We killed all the cockroaches and termites, but we gotta check France.”
fräu•lein (fril′-īn), prep. and n. a phrase used in declaring one’s ignorance. “Fräulein know, she ran away because of you.”
free•dom (frē′-dem), adj. and n. a triumvirate. “Y’all better take a cookie now, ’cause dey’s only freedom left.”
freeze (frēz′), n. and v. a declaration concerning the state of a male individual. “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
freight (frāt′), prep. and n. with regard to a group of objects or units numbering twice as many as four. “He’s on a hunger strike … he hasn’t eaten freight days.”
FREQUENT
fre•quent (frēk′-went), n. and v. the path of any person afflicted with grotesque physical oddities. “Oh yeah, Officer, the frequent most definitely thataway.”
fuel (fyül′), conj. and v. a conditional request of an individual concerning their future action. “Fuel stay, I’ll fix you another drink.”
