ma•chete (me- shed′- ē), adj. and n. the speaker’s freestanding storage structure as acted upon by a male. “It weren’t machete knocked down, it was my neighbor’s.”

mag•is•trate (ma′- je- strāt), n. and v. declaration concerning the heterosexual orientation of a woman named Madge. “Tanya’s gay, but magistrate.”

maid•en (mād′- in), v. and prep. indicating the place of manufacture or creation of something. “Seems like everything these days is maiden China.”

ma•jor (mā′- jer), v. and n. a phrase proclaiming that the person being spoken to has been forced or induced to do something. “Ha ha, major look!”

man•da•rin (man′-de-ren), interj. and n. emphatically expressed concern about the state of two or more people. “Lee and Bobby Chang just got back from Vegas, and mandarin a bad mood.”

Man•hat•tan (man- ha′- ten), interj. and v. advice for action. “Manhattan you better get outta here? You just hit that dude’s car.”

man•i•cure (man′- e- kyr), n. and v. an adult male person offered as relief for the symptoms of a disease or condition. “If you’re feeling frisky a good manicure you.”

man•i•fes•to (man- ef- es′- tō), interj. and n. an expression of despair concerning a final chance, as for repair. “Manifesto do it, I don’t know what will.”

man•i•fold (man′- ef- ōld), interj. and adj. colloquial; expressing the possible future actions of an elderly person. “Manifold Mike hadn’t a fallen into the bear trap, he’d be with us today.”

MANNEQUIN

man•ne•quin (man′- i- ken), n. and v. regarding the abilities of a male person. “Ain’t a mannequin take my bear in a fight.”

man•sion (man′- shen), n. and v. a phrase used to warn about the negative repercussions of a male person’s actions. “That mansion be doin’ that.”

man•tle (man′- tel), n. and prep. a male, up to a certain point in time. “It’s amazing, but that chick used to be a mantle she got that operation.”

man•u•script (man′- ye- skript), interj. and n. regarding another’s written document, usually intended for dramatic performance. “Manuscript was real good! Once I started readin’ it I couldn’t put it down!”

ma•ple (mā′- pel), v. aux. and v. expressing the possibility of the act of yanking. “Timmy’s adorable, but he maple your hair out.”

MAPLE

march (märch′), adj. and n. a curved structure, as of a ceiling or instep, belonging to the speaker. “The podiatrist said my left foot is flat, so if I wanna be in the parade, I’ll need better support for march.”

mar•ga•rine (märj′- er- en), n. and v. a reference to the current location or situation of any woman named Marge, along with her companion or companions. “Yup … Bob just took off, and I could be wrong, but I think me and margarine big trouble.”

mar•ket (märk′- et), v. and n. to note something in writing. “I’m getting married on March first, so make sure to market on your calendar.”

mar•ma•lade (mär′- me- lād), n. and v. a female progenitor assuming a prone position. “It was a sad story. His marmalade down one day and just never got up again.”

MARGARINE

MARSUPIAL

mar•shal (märsh′- el), n. and v. a prediction concerning the future state of a wetland. “That marshal swallow your tractor right up.”

mar•su•pi•al (mär- süp′- ē- el), adj. and n. a phrase suggesting an expected result of a male’s ingestion of any additional quantity of a liquid food made with cooked meats or vegetables. “If he eats any marsupial explode.”

mas•cara (mas- ker′- e), v. to assume affection for. “I don’t know if you realize it, Bill, but Jenny mascara lot for you.”

mas•cot (mas′- kät), n. and v. indicating the condition or state of the Christian Eucharist. “When old lady Watkins took a swing at the organist, I’d say that’s right about when mascot out of hand.”

mas•och•ist (mas′- eu- kist), n. and v. the act of pressing one’s lips against a person or object in relation to the celebration of the Christian Eucharist. “I’m sure I’ll suffer for it later, but during the first masochist the widow Johnson, and during the second masochist her sister.”

MASCOT

mass (mas′), adj. and n. one’s own backside. “I’ve got to go on a diet. Mass is the size of a barn.”

mat•a•dor (mat′- e- dr), n., v., and n. a phrase declaring one’s proximity to a swinging or sliding barrier used to bar or allow passage into or out of a structure or between rooms. “Matador, man, but it’s locked.”

mate (māt′), n. and v. a declaration that one has surpassed seven but not yet reached nine years of existence. “When they asked me how old I was, I said mate.”

May•ber•ry (mā′- ber- ē), v. a possible option pertaining to the entombment of someone or something. “They Mayberry her next to her mother.”

may•hem (mā′- hem), v. aux. and v. the possibility of, through the act of sewing, altering an article of clothing so as to shorten it or neaten its edge. “These pants are a little long, so I mayhem ’em.”

MAYOR

may•or (mā′- yer), v. and adj. a term expressing a possibility associated with the person being addressed. “Here’s to you, Jenny … mayor problems be few, now that your mother, that witch, is dead and gone!”

mean (mēn), pron. and conj. the speaker plus someone related to a female. “Mean her sister wandered off behind the barn for a while.”

me•an•der (mē′- and- er), n. a reference to one’s self and a female. “I would have gone out with Lucy, but meander cousin was already datin’.”

me•di•ate (mēd′-ē - et), n. and v. animal flesh consumed by an individual male. “No wonder his stomach burst, considerin’ the amount of mediate.”

mel•a•no•ma (mel- e- nō′- me), n. and v. to profess knowledge of something, such as another’s feelings or intentions, when speaking to a person named Melvin. “Melanoma mole looks funny, but I’m going to the tanning parlor anyway.”

men•stru•ate (men′- strāt), n. and adj. adult males gaining through understanding. “About once a month my wife acts like she’s got to set all menstruate about somethin’.”

men•tion (men′- shen), n. and v. the start of a proclamation expressing a desired restriction on male behavior. “Mention wear skirts, unless they’re Scottish.”

menu (men′- yü), n. and pron. adult human males in relation to the person being addressed. “Wolfgang Puck is one of the richest menu would ever want to meet.”

midg•et (mi′- jet), adj. and n. a term regarding one’s relation who is inflicted with mental deficiencies. “Midget brother just drowned my truck.”

min•i•a•ture (min′- e- chr), n., prep., and adj. more than one adult male person in a particular position or relation to the person being addressed. “I thought you said there was gonna be a lot of hot miniature party.”

MINIATURE

MISTAKE

min•is•ter (min′- e- ster), n. and v. the speaker’s avowal to personally create agitation. “If that preacher shows up here tonight, minister up a whole lot of trouble.”

min•is•try (min′-es-trē), n. and v. a declaration that one is located in the upper parts of a woody perennial plant with an elongated single stem. “Look up, Reverend, ministry!”

mi•sog•y•ny (me-säj′-en-ē), n. and conj. the act of kneading muscles in order to relieve tension, as linked to a male. “He was gettin’ a misogyny fell asleep halfway through.”

mis•take (mis-tāk′), n. and v. to command an unmarried female person to seize or capture something. “Please, mistake the picture!”

mis•trust (mis-trest′), n. and v. an appeal to convince a female of one’s honesty or reliability. “Mistrust me on this one. I can fix your car.”

mi•to•sis (mī-tōs′-es), n. and v. the state of the digits of one’s foot. “After all that walkin’, mitosis sore.”

mix•ture (miks′-cher), v. and adj. to have combined or melded two or more substances, at least one of them belonging to the person being addressed. “You mixture chocolate in my peanut butter.”

moan (mōn′), n. and v. to declare one’s intentions. “I don’t care how big her old man is, moan ask her out.”

mob•ster (mäb′-ster), n. and v. an unruly crowd causing a disruption. “Once they started drinkin’, I saw that mobster up a pack of trouble.”

mo•dem (mōd′-em), v. and n. to have cut or thrashed with a bladed machine. “I thought about burnin’ my front yard and my backyard, but I just modem instead.”

MIXTURE

MONOLOGUE

mol•li•fy (mäl′-ef-ī), n. and conj. concerning permission to proceed to a large indoor shopping complex, under certain promised conditions. Teen girl on phone: “My mom says I can go to the mollify finish all my homework.”

mon•i•tor (män′-et-er), n., v., and conj. a declaration as to two alternatives for one’s placement. “They already picked the team, Steve … either monitor not.”

mon•key (men′-kē), adj. and n. the speaker’s ownership of an instrument that provides access to a locked place. “I can go to the zoo whenever I like—I got monkey.”

mono•logue (män′-e-lg), v. and n. a declaration of one’s position on a portion of cut timber. “Please tell me I monologue.”

mono•rail (män′-e-rāl), n., v., and adv. stating the authenticity or intensity of one’s current state. “No way am I folding now, baby, monorail streak.”

MONORAIL

mon•soon (män′-sün), n., v., and adv. the speaker’s proclamation that in a short period of time he or she will be expected to proceed to a stage, usually to perform entertainment. “I’m sure you could give me a few pointers on my jokes, dude, but I don’t have the time, ’cuz monsoon.”

mor•al (mr′-el), adv. and conj. to a greater extent, with the possibility of an alternative. “I’ve been to that strip club a hundred times, moral less.”

mor•bid (mr′-bid), adj. and n. another offer. “One morbid like that and this auction’s closed!”

mo•ron (mr′-än), n. and prep. the addition of a greater quantity to that already present. “I told him that I already put hot sauce on the pizza, but the idiot just kept pourin’ moron.”

Mos•cow (mäs′-ka), adj. and n. a female bovine owned by the speaker’s female parent. “Dad’s new wife is gonna have a fit if we don’t get Moscow outta his barn.”

MOTHER

mo•tel (mō-tel′), v. to threaten to verbally reveal forbidden activity. “If you don’t stop peein’ in the pool, I motel Daddy!”

moth•er (me′-ther), adj. remaining or additional, particularly as possessed by or in relation to an individual. “My oldest brother is all right, but mother brother’s crazy.”

mo•to•cross (mōt′-ō-krs), n. and prep. a water-filled trench used around a structure to prevent access from one side to the other. “If your home is a castle, you should put a motocross your whole yard.”

mov•ies (müv′-ēz), v. and n. a phrase connecting a male to a change of position. “If he doesn’t movies in big trouble.”

mud•dle (med′-el), n. and v. a prediction concerning sodden or soaked earth. “Soak them pants, boy, or that muddle never come out.”

mul•let (mel′-et), v. and n. to ponder a decision. “Do I want a crew cut or a bowl cut? Hmmm. Lemme mullet over.”

mum•mi•fy (mem′-if-ī), n. and conj. a conditional phrase connecting the speaker to the female who gave birth to him or her. “I’ll hafta ask my mummify can play with that weird Egyptian kid.”

mus•ket (mes′-ket), v. to declare a personal promise for future action. “I musket my butt outta this bed and find a job … tomorrow.”

mus•tache (mes′-stash), v. to urge secretive storage. “Our collective band of ne’er-do-wells mustache our ill-gotten gains in a suitable hiding spot to keep the authorities from discerning their whereabouts, what ho?”

mu•ti•neer (myüt-en-ir′), n. and prep. the presence, at a particular place, of a person who is unable to speak. “You better fetch a pen and paper if you want any answers—there’s a mutineer.”

MYSTIFY

mys•ti•fy (mist′-ef-ī), v. and conj. a preamble to an excuse for having failed to hit or strike successfully. “I wouldn’t’ve mystify hadn’t’ve been so drunk.”