wa•fer (wā′-fer), v. and prep. to request another person to cease their forward motion. “Hey, wafer me.”

waf•fle (wäf′-el), n. and v. future actions by or state of a female spouse. “If you want breakfast, my waffle make it for you.”

wag•on (wag′-en), v. whipping back and forth. “That dog just bit me in the face, then sat there wagon his tail.”

wait•er (wāt′-er), v. and conj. a phrase linking staying in one’s current location or delaying action to an alternative. “I think we’d better waiter we’re going to be sorry.”

walk•er (wk′-er), v. and n. to move on foot alongside a female. “You be nice to Mamaw and walker to the bus stop.”

wal•la•by (wäl′-le-bē), n. and v. the predicted state of the vertical part of a structure. “That water’s already up to your waist, boy. Ain’t no way that wallaby tall enough to stop it.”

wal•let (wäl′-et), conj. and n. indicating temporal or contradictory conditions. “Wallet appears that I stole your wallet, I didn’t.”

ware•hous•es (wer′-has-ez), adv. and n. a phrase connecting a place to structures for habitation. “Since the tornado hit, there’s just dirt warehouses used to be.”

wary (wer′-ē), adv. and n. a phrase connecting a place to a male. “I might be able to get my money back if I knew wary lived.”

wa•ter (wät′-er), n. and v. used to introduce an inquiry concerning the future. “I just wanna know, water my options?”

WATER

wa•ter•front (wät-er-frent′), pron. and n. used to inquire about the unseen forward-looking side of a female. “From the back she looks great, but before I ask her out I wanna know waterfront looks like.”

wed•ding (we′-din), v. making saturated with liquid. “They been married for seventy years, and now he goes and celebrates by wedding his pants.”

Wednes•day (wenz′-dā), adv. and n. introducing an inquiry about the future date of an event. “Wednesday we’re supposed to get married? ’cause I might be busy.”

Weed Eat•er (wēd′-ē′-ter), n. and v. a phrase indicating past group mastication. “Every time we were at your grannie’s, Weed Eater cookies when she wasn’t looking.”

whit•en•er (wī′-tin-er), adv. and v. interrogative regarding the past actions of someone or something of a female’s. “If she was sick, whitener mother call the school and let them know?”

WHITEY

whit•ey (wī′-tē), adv. and n. introducing an inquiry about the intention of a male’s action. “Aww, whitey have to go and do that for?”

wid•ow (wid′-ō), n. and v. a phrase promising future obligation for more than one person, including the speaker. “I tell you, if you did us this favor, widow you big-time.”

Wif•fle (wif′-el), n. and v. regarding the effects of experiencing an unpleasant odor. “Ole Johnny stinks. One Wiffle knock you out.”

wig•gle (wig′-el), n. and v. the future prospects for a prosthetic hairpiece. “Think this wiggle fool ’em?”

wil•low (wil-ō′), v. and adj. introducing an inquiry about the future or future actions of an elderly person. “I wonder willow George Bush do somethin’ about the economy?”

WIGGLE

WINNER

Win•ches•ter (win′-ches-ter), adv. and n. at the time of events involving a person named Chester. “We’ll eat Winchester gets here.”

win•dows (win′-dōz), adv. indicating the future action of a group. “Hey, Carl, tell me windows dogs come back.”

win•eries (wīn′-er-ēz), n. and conj. a phrase linking an alcoholic beverage made from fermented grapes to alternative actions of a male person. “Just get him another glass of wineries gonna start making a scene.”

win•ner (win′-er), adv. and adj. with temporal regard to someone or something connected to a female. “Tell me winner car pulls into the driveway.”

win•ter (wint′-er), v. and adj. regarding the past movements of a female. “She winter way and I went mine.”

wire (wī′-er), adv. and n. introducing an inquiry as to the motivation of or reason for an action. “So, uh, wire you here?”

wis•dom (wiz′-dem), v. and n. to urinate more than one thing. “My uncle had two kidney stones, but he wisdom both out.”

won•der (wen′-der), n. and prep. indicating action concerning a specific person. “If you need a good taxidermist, he’s the wonder call.”

wood•en (w′-den), v. to have fervent desire for an event not to occur. “I can tell you I wooden want her as my wife.”

wor•ri•some (wer′-ē-sem), v. and n. a subjunctive phrase regarding a male’s state or condition. “I’d have been anxious worrisome sort of jerk.”

WISDOM

WORRY

wor•ry (wer′-ē), adv. and n. regarding the location of a male. “No, I don’t got no idea worry went.”

wres•tle (res′-el), n. and v. indicating or predicting the future effects of a period of inactivity. “A full night’s wrestle do you good.”

wrin•kle (rink′-el), n. and v. a prediction involving an icy surface used for skating. “I’m gonna throw my little girl an ice-skating party, and this wrinkle work great!”