Class List Cheat Sheet

TINY ARENA = ALPHONSE—TONY TONY TONY—took off during break—kill me now

 

HAROLD BLASSBAG BLASS BALL BLASSBALL BLASBA—LG—lawyer!!!, HARRY, likes King, Grisham, Turow, zzzzzzz

 

RICKY BRIZZA BUZZA—young—25?—blond buzz cut—reporter North County Times—thing for Tiffany Z—Palahniuk, Bukowski, Pete Dexter

 

DOROTHY HIERONYMUS—matron—clueless Margaret Dumont book-club type, “I read everything” esp UPDIKE (prob Nora Roberts)—“DOT”

 

TIFFANY MCGEE—blonde airhead, “I don’t read a lot but I wanna write”!!!

 

SYLVESTER REYES—SYL—tall & broad, h.s. football coach, dim bulb?, reads sci fi (or not—didn’t name one author, not even H, F, U)—don’t confuse with Frank W

 

MARVY STOKES—Hawaiian shirt, balding, brown hair, nice guy, chem tchr, HEMINGWAY FITZGERALD prob. Tom Clancy

 

FRANK WAASTED—JOCKNO! works at the U, prof comp lit, tenure?, slumming, Carver, Woolf, Pynchon

 

EDNA WENTWORTH—old, ret. (?) Schooltchr, sharp, O’Connor, Dickens, Flaubert

 

BOUDREAUS

 

TIFFANY ZUNIGA—pretty, young, job?, snotty, Atwood, A. Carter, Walker, Morrison, blah blah blah

 

RICHARD SURTEES—“I am Doctor Richard Surtees”—pompous ass, writing NOVEL!! WATCH OUT!! AIEEE!!

 

GINGER NICKLOW—handsome, 40s, works for some charity org, reads for pleasure (bestsellers & mysteries)

 

PETE PURVIS—sweet-faced boy, maybe older than he looks, dressed by mother? Tolkien, Rowling, Narnia, wants to write for kids

 

CHARLTON HESTON—Froggie—smartass—likes Salinger, Roth, Russo

 

NO CARLA??