TINY ARENA = ALPHONSE—TONY TONY TONY—took off during break—kill me now
HAROLD BLASSBAG BLASS BALL BLASSBALL BLASBA—LG—lawyer!!!, HARRY, likes King, Grisham, Turow, zzzzzzz
RICKY BRIZZA BUZZA—young—25?—blond buzz cut—reporter North County Times—thing for Tiffany Z—Palahniuk, Bukowski, Pete Dexter
DOROTHY HIERONYMUS—matron—clueless Margaret Dumont book-club type, “I read everything” esp UPDIKE (prob Nora Roberts)—“DOT”
TIFFANY MCGEE—blonde airhead, “I don’t read a lot but I wanna write”!!!
SYLVESTER REYES—SYL—tall & broad, h.s. football coach, dim bulb?, reads sci fi (or not—didn’t name one author, not even H, F, U)—don’t confuse with Frank W
MARVY STOKES—Hawaiian shirt, balding, brown hair, nice guy, chem tchr, HEMINGWAY FITZGERALD prob. Tom Clancy
FRANK WAASTED—JOCK—NO! works at the U, prof comp lit, tenure?, slumming, Carver, Woolf, Pynchon
EDNA WENTWORTH—old, ret. (?) Schooltchr, sharp, O’Connor, Dickens, Flaubert
BOUDREAUS
TIFFANY ZUNIGA—pretty, young, job?, snotty, Atwood, A. Carter, Walker, Morrison, blah blah blah
RICHARD SURTEES—“I am Doctor Richard Surtees”—pompous ass, writing NOVEL!! WATCH OUT!! AIEEE!!
GINGER NICKLOW—handsome, 40s, works for some charity org, reads for pleasure (bestsellers & mysteries)
PETE PURVIS—sweet-faced boy, maybe older than he looks, dressed by mother? Tolkien, Rowling, Narnia, wants to write for kids
CHARLTON HESTON—Froggie—smartass—likes Salinger, Roth, Russo
NO CARLA??