We Don’t Find Corpses

But on the front seat

of the candy-red Ford

Focus is an envelope,

and it’s addressed to me.

Inside is a thank-you

card, and a note which

reads:

DEAR ARIEL,

I REALLY CAN’T THANK YOU

ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU DID

FOR HILLARY. PLEASE ACCEPT

THIS GENTLY USED TOKEN

OF MY THANKS. I’VE TAKEN

THE LIBERTY OF REGISTERING

THE CAR IN YOUR NAME AND

PAID UP THE INSURANCE FOR

SIX MONTHS. ENJOY!

CHARLES GRANTHAM

P.S. I TOLD THEM YOU WERE

MY NIECE, SO PLEASE LET’S KEEP

THAT OUR SECRET. ALSO, TO BE

HONEST, THIS WAS HILLARY’S

CAR. SHE’S GETTING A NEW ONE.

IT WAS HER IDEA TO GIVE THIS

TO YOU.