Ariel

I Don’t Get a Car

For my birthday.

I do get a couple of cards.

Monica gives me one

at dinner. On the front

it shows two girls holding

hands, getting ready to go

down a giant waterslide,

and it says: FRIENDS DON’T LET

FRIENDS DO STUPID SHIT ALONE.

Inside, she wrote: Let’s do

something stupid together.

Te amo, Monica.

Dad follows that up with

one of his own—a generic

birthday card decorated with

pink roses, and too few candles

to accurately represent the day.

Inside is a twenty-dollar bill

and: Roses are pink, money

is green. I can’t believe my

little girl is seventeen.

Happy birthday. Love, Dad.

PS: Don’t spend it all in one place.