Dad would have liked Pinkella’s note. It was in the most beautiful handwriting; the letters were perfectly even with not a crossing-out in sight. They were also written in smart black fountain-pen ink, not scrabbly pencil or biro, which is what I would have used. Dad is always going on about how messy my writing is. ‘Messy writing shows a messy mind, he says. He also says that I need to ‘Pay more Attention to Detail’. In fact, that’s one of his favourite sayings. That and: ‘Tone of Voice!’

Funnily enough, the way I tend to respond to being told to ‘Pay Attention to Detail’ often invites the comment ‘Tone of Voice!’ straightaway afterwards.

Anyway, Pinkella would win the Attention to Detail Award no problem, and not simply because of her handwriting. This was what she had written:

Jazz whistled long and low after reading the note through and shook her head. ‘That cat doesn’t know he’s born!’ she said. ‘I wish Mum treated me that well.’

‘What – fancy the odd sachet of Feline Good, do you?’ I teased.

Jazz pushed me sharply on the arm and squealed, ‘GROSS!’ And she started dancing round, singing out the song they use in the ad for Feline Good on the telly:‘Feline Good! Der-der-der-der-der-der-der! You know that it’s good now! Feeeee-line Gooood!’

‘Put a sock in it,Jazz,’I grinned. ‘It’s bad enough on the ad, without your caterwauling version.’

She spun round and pointed at me, holding her other hand to her face as if it were a mike. ‘Ha! Cat-erwauling! I like that, babe. Hey, you know what?’ she said, dropping her hands and fixing me with a ser ious look. ‘They do say that there are people in those pet food factories who actually have to taste the pet food before it goes to the shops?’

‘Urgh, Ja-azz!’ I protested. ‘Now who’s being gross? That stuff stinks! There’s no way in a million years that anyone would actually taste it.’

Jazz stuck her chin in the air and squared her shoulders. ‘I don’t know. I would – if the money was good enough,’ she said.

‘Now you are seriously freaking me out,’ I said, horrified. ‘Can we change the subject, please? We ’ve got work to do.’

Jazz rolled her eyes and grinned. ‘OK, OK. Whatever you say, boss. Let’s get started on the Appointments Book.’

We were back at her house now and I had brought my new red ring-bound notebook with me. I was going to use it to write down everything I needed to remember about which animals I was pet-sitting.

‘As your assistant I’ll take care of writing down all the appointments for you!’ Jazz said, bouncing on to one of her beanbags.

Secretly I thought I could probably manage to write them down myself, but I just said, ‘Cool. And I’ll make some notes about what Kaboodle needs.’

‘Hey, let’s check out cats on the We b,’ said Jazz, bouncing up from her beanbag and going over to her desk where her silver laptop was lying.

Jazz has a lot of stuff I don’t, like a laptop and a TV in her room, and bunk beds. And a mum.

We searched for websites that might have top tips on how to look after cats, but we got a bit distracted by some pretty scary stories about the mad things that cats can get up to. And there were certainly more than a few tales about the kind of ‘presents’ that cats had brought their owners – like live frogs, for example.

‘Urgh – gross!’ Jazz cried. ‘Lucky you don’t have to live with Kaboodle. I magine a live frog in your actual house!’

‘Yeah, but Kaboodle doesn’t catch anything yet, remember?’ I told her.

‘Yeah, and I’m the Queen of Fairyland,’ said Jazz. ‘All cats catch stuff, Bertie. It’s in their blood. Kaboodle might be a baby to Pinkella, but he’s not a newborn kitten, is he? He’s probably just really good at finishing off what he catches instead of leaving it for Pinkella to find.’

‘Do you mind?’ I protested. ‘I’d rather not talk about it. It’s disgusting. You’re in a weird mood today, Jazz.’ I thought about those round yellow eyes and shook my head. There was no way that little cat would cause me any trouble at all, I was convinced of it.

Pinkella left for Scotland early that Saturday. I was going to say ‘bright and early’, except it wasn’t bright because I was up before the sun had peeped over the top of the houses in our street, and that’s when I saw her leave. I was so excited about the idea of finally being a pet-owner – OK, a pet-sitter – that I hadn’t been able to sleep properly. I saw Pinkella glance up at my window and give me a cheery wave as she got into her taxi. She was wearing a coat that went right down to the ground and was made entirely of pink fake fur (at least I hope it was fake – surely no real animal has bad enough taste to be that colour in real life?). She also had high-heeled dark pink shoes on. She certainly was a loony, but something told me she might actually be quite a nice loony .

I couldn’t wait to go round and feed Kaboodle. I’d been agonizing about how I was going to be able to do it without arousing Dad’s suspicion, as it was unlike me to be dressed on a Saturday before ten o’clock, let alone out of the house. I was usually watching telly, and there had to be a world eve nt of universe-shattering proportions for me to agree to change out of my Snoopy PJs before lunchtime.

So the night before I had been about to ask him if I could go and help Jazz get Ty son dressed in the morning (bad excuse and totally unbelievable, I know, especially seeing as Ty is seven and perfectly capable of getting dressed on his own – but I was desperate!). But then Dad saved me the trouble.

‘I’m really sorry, Bertie, but I’m going to have to ask Jazz’s mum if you can go round there early tomorrow. I know it’s the weekend, but I’ve got to go out and do some research for this article I’m writing about a new multi-storey car park in the town. Apparently everyone’s very upset because the plan is to knock down the old theatre and build the car park in its place.’

How thrilling – I didn’t think. If ever Dad were to tell me he had high hopes of me following in his footsteps as a journalist, I would have to tell him that he was the ‘Weakest Link. Goodbye.’ I would rather eat a tonne of Brussels sprouts. Raw. With mustard.

‘Sounds riveting,’ I said, grinning cheekily. ‘I’m sooooo disappointed you don’t want me to come with you.’

‘No need to be sarky, young lady,’ said Dad. ‘So you don’t mind going to Jazz’s then?’ he asked, peering at me in a very concerned manner as if he’d just discovered my homework was to recite all my tables backwards, instead of telling me to go to my best friend’s house on a Saturday morning.

‘Er, no, Dad. Funnily enough, I don’t!’

So that is why at nine o’clock that Saturday I was not in my Snoopy PJs, but was fully dressed in my best dark denim skinnies with my favourite stripy top on, and a pink band in my hair, which I’d put on specially for the occasion so Kaboodle would feel at home with me. ( Don’t ask me where someone who hates pink gets a pink hairband from. I just found it in a drawer, OK?) I waited on Jazz’s doorstep, pet-sitting appointments book and cat information pack in hand, all fired up and ready to go.

Jazz opened the door and threw her arms around me.

‘Happy Pet-Sitting Day!’ she yelled, squeezing me tight and squashing her bangles into me.

THWACK! Tyson careered into Jazz’s back and shrieked, ‘Happy Poo-Sitting Day!’ and giggled like a maniac.

‘Ty – buzz off!’ Jazz yelled. ‘This is a girls’ only moment. No brat brothers allowed.’

‘Ty-son! Leave your sister alone!’ Jazz’s mum shouted down the hall and for once Ty did as he was told. Although not until he’d stuck his tongue out and blown a full-on raspberry for good measure.

‘Idiot,’ Jazz hissed.

‘He’s cute!’ I said.

Jazz curled her lip at me. Then she gave me a quick once-over and smirked. ‘Hey, like the pink hairband – Ms P would approve. So. How did you manage to get out so early?’

I shrugged. ‘Didn’t Dad tell your mum? He’s got some ultra-boring meeting about a car park that used to be a theatre or something. Anyway, don’t talk so loud – remember I don’t want Dad to find out about the pet-sitting.’

‘OK, OK, don’t get stressy,’ said Jazz, wo bbling her head at me and putting on what Dad would definitely have called a Tone of Voice. ‘Mum’s dealing with Ty and everyone else is still snoring.’

We headed off, a rm in arm.

‘I’ve been thinking, Berts. We really need to look again at the business side of this enterprise,’ Jazz said, her voice all bouncy and glittery.

‘Eh?’

‘The money, Bertie – you should be asking for more.’

I shook my head. ‘No, I’m not going to. A pound a day for two weeks is already a lot of money. And we only have to go over there twice a day . ’

‘WHAT?’ Jazz shrieked. ‘What kind of a business woman are you? You’ve got to know the market rate in any business transaction,’ she added confidently, as if she actually knew what she was talking about.

‘I’m not really interested in the money,’ I said impatiently.

I regretted it the moment the words were out of my mouth.

‘WHA—?’ Jazz began again, her jaw dropping dramatically as if I had finally lost every last marble in my brain and she was watching them roll away at top speed into the nearest gutter.

‘Listen,’ I interrupted, stopping suddenly, which caused my whirling dervish friend to whirl dervishly into me. We disentangled ourselves. ‘I’ve already told you – I don’t care about the money because that’s not why I set up the Pet-Sitting Service in the first place!’ I said, putting a hand up to stop her from butting in, which is what she was about to do. ‘You know I’ve always wanted a pet of my own. You know Dad won’t let me. So you should understand that the only thing I want to get out of this idea of mine is a chance to look after some animals and – well, I know it sounds lame – kind of pretend that they are actually my own for a bit.’

Jazz’s face changed when I said this. She smiled a small smile and dropped her head to one side. ‘All right,’ she said, putting her arm around me. ‘Come on then, you noodle; let’s go cuddle Kaboodle!’