Melody: Ready for our big weekend?
Alex: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Melody: We could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you, etc.
Alex: I do NOT want strippers.
Lainey: Um. Have you met us before?
Alex: Haha. Okay, fair enough.
Melody: LOL
Alex: Just us three, right?
Lainey: The three musketeers
Melody: The three amigos!
Lainey: The three banditos.
Alex: The three stooges?
Melody: Pack warm stuff.
Lainey: Yeah, that’s right.
Alex: Jay said he knows where we’re going. But won’t tell me.
Melody: Under penalty of death.
Alex: I tried to get it out of him in all of my seductive ways.
Lainey: I so don’t want to hear about your seductive ways.
Melody: I do!
Alex: But I want to know WHERE???
Lainey: Don’t worry. You’re gonna love it. Honestly.
Melody: Yeah. It is going to be EPIC.