This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
First published in the United States by St. Martin’s Press, an imprint of St. Martin’s Publishing Group
ZOEY PUNCHES THE FUTURE IN THE DICK. Copyright © 2020 by David Wong. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin’s Publishing Group, 120 Broadway, New York, NY 10271.
Cover design by Rob Grom
Cover photographs: fist © Hocus-Pocus/Getty Images; ring © Hemera Technologies/ Getty Images; cat © A-Plus Image Bank/Alamy Stock Photo; bandage © Parilov/Shutterstock.com; texture © Sathit/Shutterstock.com; blood © Yeti Studio/ Shutterstock.com; yellow © Kaweest/Shutterstock.com
Endpapers design by Rob Grom
Endpapers illustration of cat © Volosovich Igor/Shutterstock.com
The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:
Names: Wong, David, 1975 January 10– author.
Title: Zoey punches the future in the dick / David Wong.
Description: First Edition. | New York: St. Martin’s Press, 2020. | Series: Zoey Ashe; 2
Identifiers: LCCN 2020019384 | ISBN 9781250195791 (hardcover) | ISBN 9781250195814 (ebook)
Subjects: GSAFD: Science fiction.
Classification: LCC PS3623.O5975 Z44 2020 | DDC 813/.6—dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2020019384
eISBN 9781250195814
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First Edition: 2020