Fur,
FEATHER
AND FIN
Animals are such agreeable friends — they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
A HORSE IS DANGEROUS AT BOTH ENDS AND UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE MIDDLE.
A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that’s surprised by its own farts.
Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
IN ANCIENT TIMES CATS WERE WORSHIPPED AS GODS; THEY HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THIS.
I didn’t just grow up with horses; I wanted to be one.
YOU THINK DOGS WILL NOT BE IN HEAVEN? I TELL YOU, THEY WILL BE THERE LONG BEFORE ANY OF US.
When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
MAN IS AN ANIMAL THAT MAKES BARGAINS: NO OTHER ANIMAL DOES THIS – NO DOG EXCHANGES BONES WITH ANOTHER.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
NO HUMAN BEING, HOWEVER GREAT, OR POWERFUL, WAS EVER SO FREE AS A FISH.
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns.
What greater gift
THAN THE LOVE
OF A CAT.
IF A DONKEY BRAY AT YOU, DON’T BRAY AT HIM.
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.
WHEN THE EAGLES ARE SILENT, THE PARROTS BEGIN TO JABBER.
Cats have nine lives, which makes them ideal for experimentation.
IF YOU ELIMINATE SMOKING AND GAMBLING, YOU WILL BE AMAZED TO FIND THAT ALMOST ALL AN ENGLISHMAN’S PLEASURES CAN BE, AND MOSTLY ARE, SHARED BY HIS DOG.