Prattle
OF THE
SEXES
Men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can if you hit them in the goolies for 14 hours.
WIVES ARE YOUNG MEN’S MISTRESSES; COMPANIONS FOR MIDDLE AGE; AND OLD MEN’S NURSES.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
SURE MEN WERE BORN TO LIE, AND WOMEN TO BELIEVE THEM!
Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.
SOME OF MY BEST LEADING MEN HAVE BEEN DOGS AND HORSES.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
THE MAN’S DESIRE IS FOR THE WOMAN; BUT THE WOMAN’S DESIRE IS RARELY OTHER THAN FOR THE DESIRE OF THE MAN.
Men are judged as the sum of their parts while women are judged as some of their parts.
I EXPECT THAT WOMAN WILL BE THE LAST THING CIVILISED BY MAN.
There are always women who will take men on their own terms. If I were a man I wouldn’t bother to change while there are women like that around.
AS USUAL, THERE IS A GREAT WOMAN BEHIND EVERY IDIOT.
The cocks may crow, but it’s the hen that lays the egg.
MEN ARE GENTLE, HONEST AND STRAIGHTFORWARD. WOMEN ARE CONVOLUTED, DECEPTIVE AND DANGEROUS.
It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in a language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.
CLEVER AND ATTRACTIVE WOMEN DO NOT WANT TO VOTE; THEY ARE WILLING TO LET MEN GOVERN AS LONG AS THEY GOVERN MEN.
A man may keep a woman, but not his estate.
MOST OF US WOMEN LIKE MEN, YOU KNOW; IT’S JUST THAT WE FIND THEM A CONSTANT DISAPPOINTMENT.
There is very little difference between men and women in space.
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IS THAT MEN ARE LUNATICS AND WOMEN ARE IDIOTS.
I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason.
THE SILLIEST WOMAN CAN MANAGE A CLEVER MAN; BUT IT NEEDS A CLEVER WOMAN TO MANAGE A FOOL.
If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.
ONE HALF OF THE WORLD CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE PLEASURES OF THE OTHER.
I don’t suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things.
WOMEN HAVE A MUCH BETTER TIME THAN MEN IN THIS WORLD; THERE ARE FAR MORE THINGS FORBIDDEN TO THEM.