To Have
AND
TO HOLD
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it’s a mistake to make a habit out of it.
ONE SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN LOVE. THAT IS THE REASON ONE SHOULD NEVER MARRY.
It is a woman’s business to get married… and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as possible.
ONE WAS NEVER MARRIED, AND THAT’S HIS HELL; ANOTHER IS, AND THAT’S HIS PLAGUE.
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
IDEALLY, COUPLES NEED THREE LIVES; ONE FOR HIM, ONE FOR HER AND ONE FOR THEM TOGETHER.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
IRELAND IS A GREAT COUNTRY TO DIE OR BE MARRIED IN.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Good marriages
ARE MADE IN HEAVEN.
OR SOME SUCH PLACE.
THE CRITICAL PERIOD IN MATRIMONY IS BREAKFAST-time.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
FOR MARRIAGE TO BE A SUCCESS, EVERY WOMAN AND EVERY MAN SHOULD HAVE HER AND HIS OWN BATHROOM. THE END.
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
MARRIAGE RESEMBLES A PAIR OF SHEARS, SO JOINED THAT THEY CANNOT BE SEPARATED; OFTEN MOVING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS, YET ALWAYS PUNISHING ANYONE WHO COMES BETWEEN THEM.
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
MARRIAGE IS A WONDERFUL INVENTION; BUT THEN AGAIN, SO IS THE PUNCTURE REPAIR KIT.
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.
HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE IS ENTIRELY A MATTER OF CHANCE.