It’s What
YOU
MAKE IT
Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines. We are all of us looking for the key.
THE LIFE OF EVERY MAN IS A DIARY IN WHICH HE MEANS TO WRITE ONE STORY, AND WRITES ANOTHER.
The world’s a stage, but the play is badly cast.
LIFE IS SO CONSTRUCTED THAT AN EVENT DOES NOT, CANNOT, WILL NOT, MATCH THE EXPECTATION.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt.
LIFE WAS A FUNNY THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME ON THE WAY TO THE GRAVE.
The trick in life is learning how to deal with it.
LIFE IS WASTED ON THE LIVING.
We have employment assigned to us for every circumstance in life. When we are alone, we have our thoughts to watch; in the family, our tempers; and in company, our tongues.
Life is one long
PROCESS OF
GETTING TIRED.
LIFE IS A LONG LESSON IN HUMILITY.
When we are born, we cry that we are come
To this great stage of fools.
LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS.
Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed.
MY SCHOOL DAYS WERE THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE; WHICH SHOULD GIVE YOU SOME INDICATION OF THE MISERY I’VE ENDURED OVER THE PAST 25 YEARS.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
WE MAKE A LIVING BY WHAT WE GET, BUT WE MAKE A LIFE BY WHAT WE GIVE.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred per cent.