Well,
IF YOU
ASK ME…
ADVICE IS SELDOM WELCOME, AND THOSE WHO NEED IT THE MOST, LIKE IT THE LEAST.
Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.
NEVER KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES. DRAG THEM DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. IT’S CHEAPER.
Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.
A LITTLE INACCURACY SOMETIMES SAVES TONS OF EXPLANATION.
Good but rarely came from good advice.
THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE OF CATCHING A TRAIN IS TO MISS THE ONE BEFORE IT.
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
WHEN A MAN WANTS YOUR ADVICE, HE GENERALLY WANTS YOUR PRAISE.
Love all, trust a few, Do wrong to none.
DON’T GIVE A WOMAN ADVICE; ONE SHOULD NEVER GIVE A WOMAN ANYTHING SHE CAN’T WEAR IN THE EVENING.
The worst men often give the best advice.
Never
PUT A SOCK
IN A TOASTER.
MODERATION IS A FATAL THING — NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE EXCESS.
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
NEVER TRY TO REASON THE PREJUDICE OUT OF A MAN. IT WAS NOT REASONED INTO HIM, AND CANNOT BE REASONED OUT.