Editor’s Note

When it comes to belly-aching witticisms, no one does it quite like the Brits.

This wonderful nation has been witness to centuries of dry politicians, cut-throat comedians, hilarious writers and a whole host of other fabulously funny people just waiting to be quoted by the rest of us.

There comes a time when we’re all looking for that classic one-liner to brighten up a dull wedding speech, impart knowledge to our children or simply make us sound far funnier than we actually are. If that time is now, you’re holding the right book.

To save you trawling through a lifetime of literature, we’ve compiled the cream of the cackle- worthy crop for you to feast on. Nestled in the pages of this quotable collection are wry remarks, poignant ponderings and ticklesome treats to suit all manner of occasions.

Neatly organised into subject sections ranging from art and advice to families, friends and foreigners, the hardest thing left for you to do is pick your favourites.

So sit back, relax and prepare to free your stiff upper lip – a good old British smirk is just a page away.