The Dada Christmas Catalogue
Star-bangled spanner
Chocolate comb
Can-of-worms opener
One book end
Solar-powered sun-bed
Abrasive partridges
Inflatable fridge
Set of nervous door handles
Overnight tea-bag
Instant coffee table
Sly trombone
Pair of cheapskates
Mobile phone-booth
Underwater ashtray
13 amp bath plug
Pair of socks, identical but for the colour
Another book end
Portable suitcase
Genetic make-up bag
Demystifying spray
Packet of party-poopers
Box of (past their sell-by) dates
Nasal floss (unwaxed)
Magnetic chopsticks
Concrete poetry-mixer
Non-secateurs
Not a pipe.
