(i)
Hiawatha, feeling randy
on the shores of Gitche-gumme
Thinking squaw would come in handy
to scritchy-scratchy itchy tummy
Plenty big-bam in the wigwam
where the laughing waters flow
Fire an arrow, make me quiver
Minnehaha ho ho ho.
(ii)
Pied Piper
(kids flown the nest)
seeks lady piper
(preferably undressed)
for reels and jigs
and entrechats.
Do not apply
unless fond of rats.
Matilda
(who told such dreadful lies)
seeks handsome fireman
with coal-black eyes
and huge moustache on,
to set her alight
and quench her passion.
(iv)
To whitowl
owner of peagreen boat
seeks pussy-cat
for low jinks
on high seas
-To woo!