THE MAN IN THE BOWLER HAT
Nobody knows him. They say you should always assume the best about people until they’ve proven themselves to be otherwise. But I’d like to urge you all to be on your guard around this guy. As they say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Humans are fundamentally good, they say. And that may well be true. But you can’t make it too easy on them, those good humans. Otherwise they might go bad all of a sudden.