chapter 30

In Which Moxy Brings Mark Up to Speed Regarding the Situation Between Their Father and Noah’s Wife

Mark and Moxy had gone over this before.

“You know very well Dad had to fly to the Dead Sea two Christmases ago to help that Big Star who was having a nervous breakdown on the set of Noah’s Wife: The Untold Story.”

“Just one question, Moxy,” said Mark. “Where is Noah’s Wife?”

“Noah’s wife? She’s been dead for like five thousand years.”

“I mean the movie. Have you seen it? Have you even seen previews for it?”

“A Big Hollywood Star whose name Dad can’t reveal promised that the second he finished filming Genesis—his big new movie—he’d help Noah’s Wife get the attention it deserves.”

“Whatever,” said Mark.

Moxy paused. She wondered if that Big Hollywood Star would be at the Big New Year’s Eve Star-Studded Hollywood Bash her dad was taking them to, which reminded her that she had to write her thank-you notes—and soon!