“I was born and raised right here in Charleston. My parents owned a candy store across from the Market—actually a whole string of gourmet chocolate shops up and down the East Coast. Rosenkrantz and Sons, they were called—even though there was no son, and our family name was Simonson. Did you ever hear of these chocolate stores?”
I shook my head. “Sorry.”
“But don’t think for a minute that we were part of the working class. My papa was the grandson of Danish immigrants—farmers, to be sure—but my mother’s mother was a Danish baroness. The Baroness Christina Rosenkrantz.”
“Some kind of cousin to the Queen,” Herman said proudly.
“A distant cousin through Christian IV. Anyway, although we couldn’t claim three hundred years of local history, my mother’s lineage was good enough for Charleston, and we moved in the best social circles—for a while at least. I grew up knowing Fisher Webbfingers. Was in this very house often as a guest.”
“They even got engaged,” Herman said, still sounding proud.
“Then one day while I was in college—I went to school right here, so my mother could keep an eye on me—I met a fellow student at the beach. He hadn’t put on any tanning lotion, and he was as red as a Maine lobster.”
Herman grinned. “I still burn pretty bad.”
“I offered to put Noxzema on his back, and then we got to talking, and the next thing I knew, I found myself breaking up with Fisher and marrying Herman.”
“You should have seen the look on her parents’ face when I met them. Kind of like my cows, if you leave the milk pump on too long.”
I pushed that image out of my mind. “Funny, Mr. Zimmerman, but your wife doesn’t have a trace of a Southern accent.”
“She did when I met her. But all those years living up North finally got her talking regular most of the time.”
Estelle nodded. “It comes back when I get excited. Or when I dream.”
“This is all very interesting, Mrs. Zimmerman, but what does any of this have to do with Marina Webbfingers’s murder?”
“You said to start at the beginning.”
I tried to smile. “Please restart where it’s relevant.”
“But you see, it’s all relevant. I would have never known Fisher and the others if my mother hadn’t had such an enviable pedigree, and if Fisher and I had married, then I most probably would have known the statue’s location all along.”
Now we were cooking with gas. “What statue?”
The pair of them gave me a pitying look. “Honestly, Mrs. Washburn,” Estelle said, “you’re the one who’s wasting time now.”
“The maquette of David,” I mumbled. “I wasn’t sure you knew about it.”
“Yes, the maquette. The one my father and the others stole from the wine cellar of a villa outside Florence.”
I gasped with excitement. “The diamond necklace!”
Estelle gave me a peeved look. “It’s not a necklace, it’s a prototype for a statue.”
“I know what it is. You said your father and the others stole it?”
“The villa was abandoned. It’s not like they had to hurt anyone to do it.”
It was no time to give her a lecture on morality. “Did they know what they’d found? I mean its value? It is a maquette of the David statue, isn’t it?”
Estelle’s eyes gleamed. Not only did their unexpected fire make her look years younger, but she was suddenly almost attractive.
“Nick and Irena’s father—they’re brother and sister, as you undoubtedly know by now—taught art history at Columbia University in New York City. Professor Keating knew more about art than my daddy knew about candy. So the answer is yes, they had a pretty good idea of what it was they’d found.”
“How did they get it back to the States?”
Herman laughed. “This is the good part. Tell her, Estee.”
“Daddy covered it with chocolate.”
“Get out of town!”
“It was only a thin layer, of course, but the guys saved up their rations and managed to barter until they had just enough. First Daddy covered the maquette in white wax—candles they’d borrowed from different churches—so that the chocolate wouldn’t stain the marble. Then the chocolate. He had to mix some wax in that to make it stick, but it had a nice chocolate aroma. It nearly drove them crazy, they used to say.”
My cell phone rang. Suddenly the gleam left Estelle’s eyes and she looked as jumpy as a monkey on a barbed-wire fence. Herman bit his lower lip.
“It’s my cell,” I said calmly, willing the machine to self-destruct. But it wouldn’t stop. “What is it?” I demanded on the fourth ring.
“Abby, it’s me, Greg.”
“Yes, officer. Everything is fine.”
“Abby, what’s going on?”
“So you have no problem hearing everything we say?”
“Huh? Abby, are you in some kind of a jam?”
“Absolutely not. They’re being very cooperative.”
I swear I could feel Greg’s sigh. “Okay, I give up. Do what you have to do. Just be careful.”
“Got that. Anything else, officer?”
“Yes. I just called to say that I hate fighting, and I’m sorry for all the crap I gave you.”
“Same here.”
“And I love you, hon.”
“Ditto.”
I turned the phone off and did my best to present a grave face to the Zimmermans. “Now where were we? Oh yes, the chocolate-covered maquette. How did they get it through customs?”
“Daddy, Fisher Webbfingers Senior, and Professor Keating called themselves the Three Musketeers. Anyway, it was the war, and they were GIs. The Three Musketeers had no trouble boarding their return ship. Stateside, they were questioned by immigration, but they had a story already concocted. Something about it being a cheap souvenir they’d picked up, sort of as a mascot. Turned out smuggling it into the country really was no problem at all.
“The question was, what to do with it now that it was here? There was a lot of discussion—maybe even a few arguments—but in the end they decided that the best thing to do was to do nothing. They made a pact that they would wait fifty years, or until the statute of limitations on stolen property ran out. Then they, or their heirs, would sell it. ‘The big secret,’ they called it.”
“But there is no such thing as a statute of limitations on theft,” I said, and then immediately wished I’d stuffed one of the Brunschwig & Fils–covered cushions down my gullet before speaking.
I needn’t have worried. “Of course there is,” Estelle snapped. “They were all bright men. They wouldn’t have made such a silly mistake.”
“My Estee knows everything,” Herman opined from the peanut gallery.
“Then it’s my mistake,” I said, grateful for the second chance. “Please, go on.”
Estelle flashed me a triumphant smile. “So anyway, the big secret became sort of a rite of passage. When I turned eighteen, Daddy told me about the statue and where to find it, should something happen to him before the fifty years were over. Fisher’s daddy did the same thing for Fisher Junior, and Professor Keating told both his kids on their eighteenth birthdays.”
“And it was a good thing they did,” Herman said, “because all three men died before the fifty years were over.”
“But you kids—I mean the younger generation—knew its whereabouts, right?”
“Not that it did any good in the end,” Estelle said, sounding a tad less victorious.
“I beg your pardon?”
“The Three Musketeers hid the statue in a hammock in Copahee Sound. Do you know what a hammock is, Mrs. Washburn?”
“Yes. It’s higher ground, sort of like an island, that sticks out of the marshes. Hammocks usually have permanent trees on them—oaks, palms, whatever.”
“You get a gold star, Mrs. Washburn. And as you probably know, there are hundreds of channels that cut through the marshes and dozens of hammocks to choose from. This particular hammock was exceptionally high, and like you said, a real island. In fact, a lot of fishermen referred to it as Doubloon Island, because a Spanish doubloon was said to have been found on it.” She shook her head, but her faux black locks, which had been heavily lacquered, remained in place. “But it didn’t stay that way. Hurricane Hugo did a heck of a job of reconfiguring the marshes. New channels were cut, old ones obliterated, and the hammocks—well, none of them looked the same after that.”
“So the statue was lost?”
“That’s the sixty thousand dollar question, isn’t it? But one thing for sure—the hammock was gone. At least it was unrecognizable after the storm. The Three Musketeers—all old men by then—combed the marshes around Copahee Sound. They followed every channel, slogged over every hammock, braving alligators, snakes, and clouds of mosquitoes. But no maquette. Finally they were forced to give up, but not before things had gone sour.”
“Do tell.”
“They started accusing each other of having stolen the statue at some point before Hurricane Hugo.”
“No honor among thieves,” I whispered.
Apparently Estelle had the hearing of a fox. “My daddy was no thief.”
“But you just admitted that the three of them stole the maquette from an Italian villa.”
“That was different. Besides, Daddy would have never stolen from the others. Professor Keating, either. It had to be Fisher Senior.”
“Why is that?”
“He was the only one who stayed in the area. Shortly after I married Herman, my parents retired to Florida. And the Keatings, who were originally from New York, moved back home when the professor got a job offer from Columbia University. So you see, it was Fisher Senior who had the time and opportunity to remove the statue from Doubloon Island and hide it somewhere else—or maybe it was Fisher Junior. Either way, the Webbfingerses stole it from the rest of us. Then along came the hurricane, presenting the perfect opportunity for them to claim that the maquette of David was lost.”
“Where do you think he hid it?”
Herman’s guffaws might have put the cows off milking all the way up in Wisconsin.
Estelle and I waited patiently for a lull. “He didn’t hide it,” she said, her words as staccato as gunshots. “It was right there in the middle of a flower bed when we drove up.”
I breathed a huge sigh of relief. “Well, at least I can tell concrete from marble.”
Her eyes narrowed. “Are you trying to be funny, Mrs. Washburn?”
“No, not at all. As you know, I decorated this room. I remember seeing the statue and thinking it was compressed marble. I certainly didn’t think it was concrete—which the police report says it is.” Oops, perhaps I’d gone too far.
“No, it was real, and just like Daddy described. Fisher claims it just showed one morning, out of the clear blue. He says he called me first, and then the Keatings. He asked us to come down to Charleston, but under assumed last names. He said he and Marina had just built a B and B, and we could stay here until we figured out what was going on. But then no sooner do we get here than Marina gets killed and the statue goes missing.”
“Why the assumed names?”
“He said Marina had just registered their first guests, a very suspicious couple—walk-ins from the street. Fisher had a hunch they were undercover cops working for the Italians.”
“You mean John and Belinda from Calamari?”
“Fisher always did have a good imagination. He was a lot of fun to play with as a child.”
“Just one thing escapes me,” I said. “Why did the Webbfingerses open a B and B in the first place? It’s not like they needed the money—or did they?”
“Let me answer that,” Herman Hanson, a.k.a. Zimmerman, said with zeal.
“Please. Be my guest.”
“The woman was a slut—sorry, little lady, but that’s the best way I can put it. The whole thing was her idea. Thought it would give her extra opportunities to fool around.”
Estelle frowned. “That’s what Fisher says, dear. We don’t know that for sure. Maybe he was lonely and felt the need for company.” She turned to me. “Besides, there is a difference between needing money and wanting more. That’s the thing about money—everyone wants more.”
I couldn’t argue with that. The more one has, the more one spends. Money, like water, has the ability to insinuate itself into every void and crack it encounters, creating new desires, which in turn become new needs. Some people wonder how the fabulously rich can suddenly find themselves in dire financial straits. I think it’s a miracle that even more of them don’t declare bankruptcy.
“Okay, officer,” I said, speaking to my bosoms one last time, “I think that covers it. Are there any questions you want me to ask them?”
The Zimmermans waited anxiously for a moment, until Herman used his brain. Alas, it was something I’d forgotten to do.
“Hey little lady, you’re not even wired.”
“Of course I am.”
“The heck you say. You’re pretending to wait for an answer, but you’re not wearing an earpiece.”
“Yes, I am. It’s very tiny.”
Estelle stood and approached me, while I tried to be absorbed by my overstuffed chair. She towered over me.
“Get out” she said, in a tone that one of her royal ancestors might have used to banish a subject who’d fallen from grace.
It was time to go anyway, now that I knew who had killed Marina Webbfingers.