‘If you have a tool, it’s stupid not to use it.’
THE DOCTOR, INFERNO
‘It’s a sonic screwdriver. Never fails. There we are. Neat isn’t it? All done by sound waves.’
THE DOCTOR, FURY FROM THE DEEP
JACK: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, ooh, this could be a little more sonic?
THE DOCTOR: What, you’ve never been bored? . . . Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
THE DOCTOR DANCES
‘Harmless is just the word. That’s why I like it. Doesn’t kill, doesn’t wound, doesn’t maim. But I’ll tell you what it does do. It is very good at opening doors.’
THE DOCTOR, DOOMSDAY
DONNA: Sonic it! Use the thingy!
THE DOCTOR: I can’t. It’s wood!
DONNA: What, it doesn’t do wood?!
SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY
MARTHA: What’s that thing?
THE DOCTOR: Sonic screwdriver.
MARTHA: Well, if you’re not going to answer me properly.
THE DOCTOR: No, really, it is. It’s a screwdriver, and it’s sonic. Look.
MARTHA: What else have you got, a laser spanner?
THE DOCTOR: I did, but it was stolen by Emily Pankhurst, cheeky woman.
SMITH AND JONES
AMY: That is breaking and entering.
THE DOCTOR: What did I break? Sonicing and entering. Totally different.
THE HUNGRY EARTH
‘Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They’re scientific instruments, not water pistols.’
THE WAR DOCTOR, THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR
JACK: OK. This can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and as a triple-enfolded sonic disrupter. Doc, what you got?
THE DOCTOR: I’ve got a sonic, er. Oh, never mind.
JACK: What?
THE DOCTOR: It’s sonic, OK? Let’s leave it at that.
JACK: Disrupter? Cannon? What?
THE DOCTOR: It’s sonic! Totally sonic! I am soniced up!
JACK: A sonic what?!
THE DOCTOR: Screwdriver!
THE DOCTOR DANCES
‘Word of advice. If you’re attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver, don’t let him near the sound system.’
THE DOCTOR, THE RUNAWAY BRIDE
‘Know what’s interesting about my screwdriver? Very hard to interfere with. Practically nothing’s strong enough. Well, some hairdryers, but I’m working on that.’
THE DOCTOR, FOREST OF THE DEAD
‘Even the sonic screwdriver won’t get me out of this one.’
THE DOCTOR, THE INVASION OF TIME
‘I feel as though you’ve just killed an old friend.’
THE DOCTOR, THE VISITATION
‘I loved my sonic screwdriver.’
THE DOCTOR, SMITH AND JONES
THE DOCTOR: Would you like a ball bearing?
K-9: Please do not mock, master.
THE INVASION OF TIME
RIGG: What’s that?
THE DOCTOR: Oh, K-9? Well, a computer of sorts.
RIGG: It looks more like a dog. Does he bark?
THE DOCTOR: No. But he has been known to bite.
NIGHTMARE OF EDEN
PROFESSOR MARIUS: That tin thing is my best friend and constant companion. He’s a computer. You see, on Earth, I always used to have a dog. But up here, the weight penalty, well, it’s just not possible. So I had K-9 made up. He’s very useful. He’s my own personal data bank. He knows everything that I do, don’t you, K-9?
K-9: Affirmative, and more, master.
THE INVISIBLE ENEMY
‘K-9 seems to have made up his own mind. I only hope he’s TARDIS trained.’
PROFESSOR MARIUS, THE INVISIBLE ENEMY
THE DOCTOR: An assistant? Please, sir, on an assignment like this, I’d much rather work alone. In my experience, assistants mean trouble. I have to protect them and show them and teach them and – Couldn’t I just . . . couldn’t I just manage with K-9?
THE WHITE GUARDIAN: K-9 is a mere machine.
THE DOCTOR: He’s a very sensitive machine!
THE RIBOS OPERATION
K-9: Satisfactory, mistress?
LEELA: Yes, K-9. What do you want, a biscuit?
THE SUN MAKERS
THE DOCTOR: K-9, I don’t know how to say this, K-9.
K-9: Master, your concern is noted. Please do not embarrass me.
THE DOCTOR: Good dog.
THE SUN MAKERS
K-9: Predict only sixty per cent chance of success, master.
THE DOCTOR: Tell me, K-9, how is it you always look on the black side of things? Here am I, trying a little lateral thinking, and what do you do? You trample all over it with logic.
NIGHTMARE OF EDEN
THE DOCTOR: We all make mistakes sometimes, don’t we, K-9?
K-9: Negative.
THE ARMAGEDDON FACTOR
‘K-9, sulking is also an emotional thing. If you cannot wish, you cannot sulk.’
LEELA, THE INVASION OF TIME
THE DOCTOR: They can read thoughts. Even encephalographic patterns. That’s why I’ve plugged K-9 into the Matrix instead of me. He’s got no brains, you see. Sorry about that, K-9.
ANDRED: Can you trust a machine?
THE DOCTOR: This one I can. He’s my second best friend.
THE INVASION OF TIME
K-9: The accuracy of this unit has deteriorated below zero utility.
ADRIC: You mean you’re worse than useless.
K-9: Affirmative.
WARRIORS’ GATE
THE DOCTOR: Ion drive, or I’m a budgie’s cousin.
K-9: Affirmative ion drive. Family grouping negative.
UNDERWORLD
K-9: You have triggered the primary alert function.
THE DOCTOR: Blast!
K-9: Affirmative.
THE ARMAGEDDON FACTOR
‘Batteries my exhausted nearly are . . .’
K-9, THE PIRATE PLANET
‘Intentions unknown. Hypothesis unfriendly, as K-9 would say.’
THE DOCTOR, KINDA
‘The trouble with computers, of course, is that they’re very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed, even if you order them to kill you. So if you do happen to change your mind, it’s very difficult to stop them obeying the original order, but . . . not impossible.’
THE DOCTOR, ROBOT
‘Now, the best thing about a machine that makes sense, you can very easily make it turn out nonsense.’
THE DOCTOR, THE TOMB OF THE CYBERMEN
MISS GARRETT: Here we are completely computerised.
THE DOCTOR: Well, never mind.
THE ICE WARRIORS
CLENT: You’ve worked with computers, I presume?
THE DOCTOR: Ah, only when I have to.
THE ICE WARRIORS
LEELA: What is it?
THE DOCTOR: Number two control room has been closed for redecoration. I don’t like the colour.
LEELA: White isn’t a colour.
THE DOCTOR: That’s the trouble with computers. Always think in black and white. No aquamarines, no blues, no imagination.
THE INVISIBLE ENEMY
‘You’re still nothing but a gigantic adding machine like every other computer.’
THE DOCTOR, THE GREEN DEATH
ROMANA: Well, at least on Gallifrey we can capture a good likeness. Computers can draw.
THE DOCTOR: What? Computer pictures? You sit in Paris and talk of computer pictures?
CITY OF DEATH
HADE: To err is computer.
THE DOCTOR: To forgive is fine?
THE SUN MAKERS
JO: A mind probe?
THE DOCTOR: Oh, you don’t want to worry about those things, Jo. As long as you tell them the truth, they can’t do you any harm . . . Well, they’re only sort of computers with a few extra knobs on. And you know how stupid computers can be, don’t you?
FRONTIER IN SPACE
LEELA: You did say he was the most powerful computer ever built.
THE DOCTOR Yes, and very charming he is too when he wants to be. Marvellous host. I remember once at one of his dinner parties . . .
LEELA: Doctor, he just tried to kill you!
THE FACE OF EVIL
‘Even simple one-dimensional chess exposes the limitations of the machine mind.’
THE DOCTOR, THE SUN MAKERS
‘Everything in life has its purpose, Drathro. Every creature plays its part. But the purpose of life is too big to be knowable. A million computers couldn’t solve that one.’
THE DOCTOR, THE TRIAL OF A TIME LORD: THE MYSTERIOUS PLANET
‘Mankind is not worthy to survive. Once it is destroyed, I shall build more machines like myself. Machines do not lie.’
ROBOT K-1, ROBOT
ZADEK: You can’t trust androids, you know.
THE DOCTOR: That’s funny, you know. That’s what some androids say about people.
THE ANDROIDS OF TARA
SARAH: Oh, it’s got a brain, hasn’t it? It walks and talks like us. How can you be sure it doesn’t have feelings too? Are you all right?
ROBOT K-1: My functioning is unimpaired.
SARAH: But you were distressed. I saw that.
ROBOT K-1: Conflict with my prime directive causes imbalance in my neural circuits.
SARAH: I’m sorry. It wasn’t my idea.
ROBOT K-1: The imbalance has been corrected. It is not logical that you should feel sorrow.
MISS WINTERS: Really, Miss Smith, this is absurd. I think you must be the sort of girl that gives motorcars pet names.
ROBOT
DRATHRO: I know of values. Is your point that organics are of more value than robots?
THE DOCTOR: Yes. If you want to look at it that way.
DRATHRO: Then why should I be in command of organics if they are of greater value?
THE DOCTOR: But without organics there wouldn’t be any robots. There’d be no one to create them.
DRATHRO: Accepted. This shows that robots are more advanced, therefore of more value.
THE TRIAL OF A TIME LORD: THE MYSTERIOUS PLANET
‘Robots don’t have feelings. It’s the people they serve we must hope are friendly.’
THE DOCTOR, THE ROBOTS OF DEATH
‘You know, people never really lose that feeling of unease with robots. The more of them there are, the greater the unease and of course the greater the dependence. It’s a vicious circle. People can neither live with them nor exist without them.’
THE DOCTOR, THE ROBOTS OF DEATH
‘You two! We’re at the end of the universe, all right? Right at the edge of knowledge itself and you’re busy blogging!’
THE DOCTOR, UTOPIA
THE DOCTOR: This whole world is swimming in wifi. We’re living in a wifi soup. Suppose something got inside it. Suppose there was something living in the wifi, harvesting human minds. Extracting them. Imagine that. Human souls trapped like flies in the worldwide web. Stuck forever, crying out for help.
CLARA: Isn’t that basically Twitter?
THE BELLS OF SAINT JOHN
‘I bring you to a paradise planet, two billion light years from Earth, and you want to update Twitter.’
THE DOCTOR, THE GIRL WHO WAITED
‘This planet is going to be destroyed and I’m stuck in a traffic jam.’
THE DOCTOR, DOCTOR WHO (TV MOVIE)
‘We don’t walk away. But when we’re holding on to something precious, we run. We run and run, fast as we can and we don’t stop running until we are out from under the shadow.’
THE DOCTOR, THE RINGS OF AKHATEN
ROMANA: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
THE DOCTOR: That’s right.
ROMANA: So Newton invented punting.
THE DOCTOR: Oh, yes. There was no limit to Isaac’s genius.
SHADA
ADRIC: So what is a railway station?
THE DOCTOR: Well, a place where one embarks and disembarks from compartments on wheels, drawn along these rails by a steam engine. Rarely on time.
NYSSA: What a very silly activity.
THE DOCTOR: You think so? As a boy I always wanted to drive one.
BLACK ORCHID
‘Horse, you have failed in your mission. We are lost, with no sign of Sweetville. Do you have any final words before your summary execution? The usual story. Fourth one this week, and I’m not even hungry.’
STRAX, THE CRIMSON HORROR
URCHIN: Turn around when possible. Then, at the end of the road, turn right . . . bear left for a quarter of a mile and you will have reached your destination.
STRAX: Thank you. What is your name?
URCHIN: Thomas, sir. Thomas Thomas.
STRAX: I think you will do well, Thomas Thomas.
THE CRIMSON HORROR
‘And you’ve got an office on a train. That is so cool. Can I have an office? Never had an office before. Or a train. Or a train-slash-office.’
THE DOCTOR, THE WEDDING OF RIVER SONG
MAN: Really, Doctor. A motorbike? Hardly seems like you.
THE DOCTOR: I rode this in the Antigrav Olympics, 2074. I came last.
MAN: The building is in lock-down. I’m afraid you’re not coming in.
THE DOCTOR: Did you even hear the word ‘antigrav’?
THE BELLS OF SAINT JOHN
KALMAR: Doctor? That’s a word I’ve seen in the old records. It’s a title used by scientists. Are you a scientist, Doctor, like me?
THE DOCTOR: Well, I’ve dabbled a bit.
STATE OF DECAY
‘We were just wondering if there were any other scientists . . . You know, witch-wiggler, wangateur. Fortune teller? Mundunugu?’
THE DOCTOR, STATE OF DECAY
‘Like many scientists, I’m afraid the Rani simply sees us as walking heaps of chemicals. There’s no place for the soul in her scheme of things.’
THE DOCTOR, THE MARK OF THE RANI
‘I had all I can take of that cant in our university days. Am I expected to abandon my research because of the side effects on inferior species? Are you prepared to abandon walking in case you squash an insect underfoot?’
THE RANI, TIME AND THE RANI
JANO: I am sorry you take this attitude, Doctor. It is most unscientific. You are standing in the way of human progress.
THE DOCTOR: Human progress, sir? How dare you call your treatment of these people progress!
THE SAVAGES
JANO: We have achieved a very great deal merely by the sacrifice of a few savages.
THE DOCTOR: The sacrifice of even one soul is far too great! You must put an end to this inhuman practice.
THE SAVAGES
ZAROFF: So you’re just a little man after all, Doctor, like all the rest. You disappoint me.
THE DOCTOR: You disappoint me, Professor. I didn’t think a man of science needed the backing of thugs.
THE UNDERWATER MENACE
PROFESSOR RUMFORD: I warn you, Doctor, he doesn’t like scientists.
THE DOCTOR: Well, very few people do, in my experience.
THE STONES OF BLOOD
‘There is a difference between serious scientific investigation and meddling.’
THE DOCTOR, KINDA
KNIGHT: What’s a girl like you doing in a job like this?
ANNE: Well, when I was a little girl I thought I’d like to be a scientist, so I became a scientist.
KNIGHT: Just like that?
ANNE: Just like that.
THE WEB OF FEAR
MISS WINTERS: I suppose it all seems very elementary to a scientist of your standing, Doctor.
THE DOCTOR: Yes, it does rather, but never mind. You’ve got to start somewhere.
ROBOT
TODD: Which way?
THE DOCTOR: Has anyone ever told you, you ask a lot of questions?
TODD: It’s my training. I’m a scientist.
KINDA
‘You and I are scientists, Professor. We buy our privilege to experiment at the cost of total responsibility.’
THE DOCTOR, PLANET OF EVIL
‘Eureka’s Greek for this bath is too hot.’
THE DOCTOR, THE TALONS OF WENG-CHIANG
KERENSKY: You are stretching me to the limit, Count.
SCARLIONI: Only thus is true progress ever made. You, as a scientist, should be the first to appreciate that.
CITY OF DEATH
KETTLEWELL: For years I have been trying to persuade people to stop spoiling this planet, Doctor. Now, with the help of my friends, I can make them.
THE DOCTOR: Aren’t you forgetting that in science, as in morality, the end never justifies the means?
ROBOT
‘I too used to believe in magic, but the Doctor has taught me about science. It is better to believe in science.’
LEELA, HORROR OF FANG ROCK
‘The greatest raiding cruiser ever built. And I built it, Mr Fibuli, I built it with technology so far advanced you would not be able to distinguish it from magic.’
THE CAPTAIN, THE PIRATE PLANET
THE DOCTOR: What is Clarke’s law?
ACE: Any advanced form of technology is indistinguishable from magic.
THE DOCTOR: Well, the reverse is true.
ACE: Any advanced form of magic is indistinguishable from technology.
BATTLEFIELD
‘It’s not my fault if a bunch of backward savages have turned a Magnum Mark VII light converter into a totem pole!’
SABALOM GLITZ, THE TRIAL OF A TIME LORD: THE MYSTERIOUS PLANET
JO: But it really is the dawning of the age of Aquarius . . . you know, the supernatural and all that magic bit.
THE DOCTOR: You know, really, Jo, I’m obviously wasting my time trying to turn you into a scientist.
THE DAEMONS
‘Yes, superstition is a strange thing, my dear, but sometimes it tells the truth.’
THE DOCTOR, THE SMUGGLERS
‘Everything that happens in life must have a scientific explanation. If you know where to look for it, that is.’
THE DOCTOR, THE DAEMONS
JO: How did you do that?
THE DOCTOR: Iron. It’s an old magical defence.
JO: But you don’t believe in magic.
THE DOCTOR: I don’t, but he did. Luckily.
THE DAEMONS
MARTHA: But is it real, though? I mean, witches, black magic and all that, it’s real?
THE DOCTOR: Course it isn’t!
MARTHA: Well, how am I supposed to know? I’ve only just started believing in time travel. Give me a break.
THE SHAKESPEARE CODE
THE DOCTOR: I named her. The power of a name. That’s old magic.
MARTHA: But there’s no such thing as magic.
THE DOCTOR: Well, it’s just a different sort of science. You lot, you chose mathematics. Given the right string of numbers, the right equation, you can split the atom. Carrionites use words instead.
SHAKESPEARE: Use them for what?
THE DOCTOR: The end of the world.
THE SHAKESPEARE CODE
‘The Minyans thought of us as gods, you see, which was all very flattering and we were new at space-time exploration, so we thought we could help. We gave them medical and scientific aid, better communications, better weapons . . . Kicked us out at gunpoint. Then they went to war with each other, learnt how to split the atom, discovered the toothbrush and finally split the planet.’
THE DOCTOR, UNDERWORLD
‘Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ‘ding’ when there’s stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces – whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens. It’s not pretty when they blow.’
THE DOCTOR, BLINK
‘It’s a machine that goes ‘ding’. Made it myself. Lights up in the presence of shape-shifter DNA. Oooh. Also it can microwave frozen dinners from up to twenty feet and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop.’
THE DOCTOR, THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR
‘Never trust gimmicky gadgets.’
THE DOCTOR, THE PIRATE PLANET
‘It’s for measuring time on 19 different planets . . . Oh, it can also be used for modifying dythrambic oscillations, cleaning your shoes, sharpening pencils. It can even peel your apples.’
THE DOCTOR, THE RIBOS OPERATION
‘Oh! Oh, look. Oh, lovely. The ACR 99821. Oh, bliss. Nice action on the toggle switches. You know, I do love a toggle switch. Actually, I like the word toggle. Nice noun. Excellent verb. Oi, don’t mess with the settings.’
THE DOCTOR, HIDE
YATES: Doctor, suppose this gadget of yours doesn’t work?
THE DOCTOR: Then I shall simply turn round and come back, feeling rather foolish.
INVASION OF THE DINOSAURS
THE DOCTOR: Can I get a map of London on this thing? . . .
CORNISH: That machine will give you surface maps of every surveyed planet, but a map of London? No.
THE DOCTOR: Useless gadgets.
THE AMBASSADORS OF DEATH
THE DOCTOR: What about the colony ship? Must have been brimming with gadgetry.
RANGE: Oh, systems that could rebuild a civilisation for us. Failure-proof technology.
THE DOCTOR: What happened to it all?
RANGE: It failed.
FRONTIOS
‘I hate those transmat things. Like travelling in a food mixer, and just as dangerous. I’d be afraid of coming out puréed.’
TEGAN, MAWDRYN UNDEAD
‘Captain. Your magnifactoid eccentricolometer is definitely on the blink.’
THE DOCTOR, THE PIRATE PLANET
‘If there’s anyone in the emergency control room, would you please answer the phone. Thank you.’
PA, DRAGONFIRE
LAWRENCE: You’re not proposing to dismantle a piece of equipment worth fifteen million pounds with a screwdriver?
THE DOCTOR: Well, it’s not worth fifteen million pins if it doesn’t work, is it?
DOCTOR WHO AND THE SILURIANS
THE DOCTOR: Macrovectoid particle analyser. Omnimodular thermocron – there! Megaphoton discharge link.’
PRALIX: What do we do?
THE DOCTOR: Hit it!
THE PIRATE PLANET
ORCINI: We prefer to stand.
KARA: Of course. How foolish. As men of action, you must be like coiled springs, alert, ready to pounce.
ORCINI: Nothing so romantic. I have an artificial leg with a faulty hydraulic valve. When seated, the valve is inclined to jam.
REVELATION OF THE DALEKS
ROSE: Where I come from, Jackie doesn’t know how to work the timer on the video recorder.
PETE: I showed her that last week . . . Point taken.
FATHER’S DAY
‘You can’t always go by the manuals.’
THE DOCTOR, FULL CIRCLE
LEELA: K-9’s breaking up, my blaster’s finished. What are we going to do?
THE DOCTOR: Shall we try using our intelligence?
LEELA: Well, if you think that’s a good idea.
THE INVISIBLE ENEMY
ROMANA: What about the Mandrels? You won’t have K-9 or a gun.
THE DOCTOR: I’ll have to use my wits.
NIGHTMARE OF EDEN
THE BRIGADIER: Twenty thousand pounds of UNIT money gone up in a puff of smoke.
THE DOCTOR: You’ve got the mind of an accountant, Lethbridge-Stewart.
THE DAEMONS
‘Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority.’
THE DOCTOR, THE WHEEL IN SPACE
‘There’s too much I don’t know. I was trained to believe logic and calculation would provide me with all the answers. I’m just beginning to realise there are questions which I can’t answer . . . What good am I? I’ve been created for some false kind of existence where only known kinds of emergencies are catered for. Well, what good is that to me now?’
ZOE, THE WHEEL IN SPACE
DRATHRO: I have a learning capacity, but my processes of ratiocination are logical. Organics often eliminate such steps.
THE DOCTOR: It’s called intuition.
THE TRIAL OF A TIME LORD: THE MYSTERIOUS PLANET
SCOTT: I haven’t had much experience of fighting androids.
THE DOCTOR: Oh, they’re just like people.
NYSSA: Only they function much more logically.
THE DOCTOR: Which can be their weakness.
EARTHSHOCK
THE DOCTOR: All elephants are pink. Nellie is an elephant, therefore Nellie is pink. Logical?
DAVROS: Perfectly.
THE DOCTOR: You know what a human would say to that?
DAVROS: What?
TYSSAN: Elephants aren’t pink.
DESTINY OF THE DALEKS
‘Bafflegab, my dear. I’ve never heard such bafflegab in all my lives!’
THE DOCTOR, THE PIRATE PLANET
THE DOCTOR: With a little bit of jiggery-pokery . . .
ROSE: Is that a technical term, jiggery-pokery?
THE DOCTOR: Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery, what about you?
ROSE: No, I failed hullabaloo.
THE END OF THE WORLD
OSGOOD: What’s the principle, sir?
THE DOCTOR: Negative diathermy, Sergeant. Buffer the molecular movement of the air with the reverse-phase short waves. It’s quite simple.
OSGOOD: Simple? It’s impossible.
THE DOCTOR: Yes, well, according to classical aerodynamics, it’s impossible for a bumblebee to fly!
THE DAEMONS
THE DOCTOR: Suppose I reflect a transmission beam off the security shield, feed it back through a link crystal bank and boost it through the transducer?
K-9: Couldn’t have put it better myself, master.
THE DOCTOR: I don’t think you could.
THE INVASION OF TIME
GRAVIS: I should like to see it, this TARDIS.
THE DOCTOR: Well, it’s not all here at the moment, you understand. It’s, er, it’s been spatially distributed to optimise the, er, the packing efficiency of, er, the real-time envelope.
FRONTIOS
THE DOCTOR: I’ve switched the Captain’s circuits around to create a hyperspatial force shield around the shrunken planets, then I put his dematerialisation control into remote mode . . .first I dematerialise the TARDIS, then I make Zanak dematerialise for a millisecond or two, then I invert the gravity field of the hyperspatial forceshield and drop the shrunken planets . . .
ROMANA: Into the hollow centre of Zanak!
THE DOCTOR: Exactly.
ROMANA: What then?
THE DOCTOR: Well, I would have thought that was perfectly obvious.
THE PIRATE PLANET
THE DOCTOR: Right, well tell him to build an EHF wide-bandwidth variable-phase oscillator, with a negative feedback circuit tuneable to the frequency of an air molecule at, um, what is the temperature up at the barrier, Brigadier?
THE BRIGADIER: We’ve no idea what you’re talking about, Doctor. Over.
THE DAEMONS
‘Well, I’ve reversed the polarity of the neutron flow, so the TARDIS should be free of the force field now.’
THE DOCTOR, THE FIVE DOCTORS
‘New technology dates so quickly these days.’
THE DOCTOR, THE KEEPER OF TRAKEN