Chapter Thirty

Knightley Nickerson ® Emma Lee Maxwell
May 29 at 6:09 a.m.
Have you thought of a kinder, gentler name for
Wonky Ear?

Comments:

Emma Lee Maxwell I have.

Knightley Nickerson Well? Is she to be Harriet Smith or Jane Fairfax?

Emma Lee Maxwell No more fictional names!

Knightley Nickerson Well?

Emma Lee Maxwell Nether Westcote.

Knightley Nickerson Perfect.

Emma Lee Maxwell You think?

Knightley Nickerson I do. Someone beautiful once told me remarkable adventures begin on the road to Nether Westcote and Little Slaughter. I would have to agree.

Madison Van Doren Please tell me you did not name your va-jean Wonky Ear.

Emma Lee Maxwell Ew! You are nay-nay.

Madison Van Doren Me? You’re the one who named your va-jean Wonky Ear. I do not even want to think about what must be going on down there for you to call it that.

Emma Lee Maxwell Stop!