THE MAD FARMER REVOLUTION

being a fragment

of the natural history of New Eden,

in homage

to Mr. Ed McClanahan, one of the locals

The mad farmer, the thirsty one,

went dry. When he had time

he threw a visionary high

lonesome on the holy communion wine.

“It is an awesome event

when an earthen man has drunk

his fill of the blood of a god,”

people said, and got out of his way.

He plowed the churchyard, the

minister’s wife, three graveyards

and a golf course. In a parking lot

he planted a forest of little pines.

He sanctified the groves,

dancing at night in the oak shades

with goddesses. He led

a field of corn to creep up

and tassel like an Indian tribe

on the courthouse lawn. Pumpkins

ran out to the ends of their vines

to follow him. Ripe plums

and peaches reached into his pockets.

Flowers sprang up in his tracks

everywhere he stepped. And then

his planter’s eye fell on

that parson’s fair fine lady

again. “O holy plowman,” cried she,

“I am all grown up in weeds.

Pray, bring me back into good tilth.”

He tilled her carefully

and laid her by, and she

did bring forth others of her kind,

and others, and some more.

They sowed and reaped till all

the countryside was filled

with farmers and their brides sowing

and reaping. When they died

they became two spirits of the woods.