ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANT HETEROSEXUAL MEN

Come, dear brothers,

let us cheerfully acknowledge

that we are the last hope of the world,

for we have no excuses,

nobody to blame but ourselves.

Who is going to sit at our feet

and listen while we bewail

our historical sufferings? Who

will ever believe that we also

have wept in the night

with repressed longing to become

our real selves? Who will

stand forth and proclaim

that we have virtues and talents

peculiar to our category? Nobody,

and that is good. For here we are

at last with our real selves

in the real world. Therefore,

let us quiet our hearts, my brothers,

and settle down for a change

to picking up after ourselves

and a few centuries of honest work.