My parents, having been called in for a meeting by the principal of the school because of my bad behavior, are convinced that I can’t curb my raging adolescent hormones since I violently sneak into the girls’ bathroom.

Dad says in a low voice, “Consider your bones reduced to the dust of your shadow.”

Thus, they suspend me for a day, with the threat of slapping me with a whopping grade of five in behavior, which means I would have to repeat the whole year. I dismiss the punishment given by my parents: an immediate sequestration of my PlayStation until the end of year and a canceling of my small monthly allowance. This is nothing compared to the fact that the day after the suspension, all the girls look at me and laugh behind my back:

“There’s the pig!”

“Loser!”

And this is still nothing compared to how the guys are berating me, “Faggot! Look, your bathroom is the one without a skirt drawn on top of the little man. Maybe we’ll also add a small stick so you remember what you have between your legs!”

Can somebody tell me if there is any possibility of getting off this carousel of horrors? Or at least if there’s an instruction manual on how to become the invisible man?