A Quiz for Penelope B. Schwartzbaum

Prepared by Penelope B. Schwartzbaum

Have you ever had a boyfriend? No.

Do you want a boyfriend? ??????????????? (That’s my answer.)

Do you want a new mother’s helper? No!!!!!!!

Do you think it’s really unfair that you have a new mother’s helper? Yes!!!!!!

How many mother’s helpers have you had: 17

Favorite mother’s helper: Ivy

Second-favorite mother’s helper: Stevie

Worst mother’s helper: Beverly (French people are weird!)

What do you think of your little brother? He’s a brat. (Nathaniel, if you’re reading this, that means you.)