To Writer’s Block

I will write a poem…

when I’ve had another drink

when a loved one dies

when it stops raining

when the threatening letters arrive

when that filling is replaced

when my wife leaves me

Not as something blocking the drain

a foreign object lodged in a U-bend of the brain

But as an executioner’s block

that’s how I have always imagined you.

Bereft of ideas I am blindfolded

and led by the gentle hand of a Muse

up on to the blood-blackened scaffold,

where I am forced to kneel among the straw.

I lower my neck into the splintered mezzaluna

and as the crowd jeers impatiently

intone the mantra of lame excuses

in the hope that inspiration might come…

when I find the right pen

when the cheque is in the post

when the kids leave home

when the alcohol kicks in

when the moon rises like a something or other

when I stop worrying about

Amazingly, all these things happen at once.

An unbelievable coincidence! I reach for the right pen.

A reassuring hush… Startled suddenly

by a swishing sound, the rush of cold air.