Dear Mr David, or may I call you Larry?
We have never met as far as I know
but I have seen you several times on television.
Curb Your Enthusiasm I found comic
and embarrassing in equal measure.
Congratulations.
The point is, that people, total strangers
keep telling me that I look like you
which I completely fail to understand.
You’re Jewish for a start, whereas I am
Liverpool Irish, and despite the balding heads
and spectacles I can see no resemblance.
Besides you look older than me
and I believe the photograph enclosed,
although admittedly taken some years ago,
will prove my point. On the plus side
I am pleased to resemble someone
who is apparently rich and famous.
Finally, can I assure you that total strangers
will not buttonhole you in California
saying that you look like me, which although
a sad reflection on my career is meant
as a compliment. (And if it’s not too much trouble
could you please return the signed photograph?)