Mr Sappho

‘I’m off to Lesbos with the girls.’

‘Yes, boss, shall I warm your pearls?’

We josh, as she goes upstairs to pack.

Not so much a holiday as the chance to get away

from those humdrum domestic chores.

And to be honest, to get away from me.

I’m half-joking of course, but my Sappho

has a mind of her own and can be, let’s face it,

difficult. I put it down to artistic temperament,

though others base it on the company she keeps.

Those women who hang wearily about the house

lounging on couches pretending to be men.

Charades they call it. Sappho only joins in

to be polite, but they take advantage, encourage her

to ridicule me, to impersonate the way I walk.

I’m fat. So what, and if my voice is high pitched

there’s no need for mimicry. But she means

no harm, on the contrary it’s a form of flattery.

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe a wife

should have an interest outside the home.

Poetry is hers, and hopefully on the island

she’ll compose some nice odes. About what

I’ve no idea. Ah, but here she is, lyre in hand,

wide-eyed and trembling with excitement.

Nervous I suppose, at the thought of the journey,

and at the prospect of not seeing her beloved

for weeks. Enough to make a grown man cry.

‘Farewell my darling, remember to keep out of the sun,

and may the muses be ever at your …’

‘Thanks, Mr Sappho. Goodbye.’